Chavs Worldwide?

[Emperor Leo]

Do Americans or any other country have an equivelent of a Chav? What do you call them? England's full of them. Here's some info on this strange (and useless) lifeform so you know what to look out for.

Male Chav (Scientific Name: Chavvianus blingus)



Common Names: Wayne, Darren, Jordan, Tyler, etc.
Job(s): Shelf Stacker at Aldi (for a week before he's sacked for stealing cheap biscuits, Bicycle Thief, Benefit Fraudster.
Favourite Food(s): Kebabs, McDonalds, Haribo.
Favourite Drink(s): Tesco Value Lager, White Lighting. Chavs refuse to drink water as it's "well boring!".
Where To Find: Gathered in groups on the bandstand at the local park, blocking the entrance to alleyways, public toilets, bedroom at mum's house.
Interests/Hobbies: Making female Chavs pregnant, smoking fags, adding illegal upgrades to their 1992 Fiesta, :wub:.
Favourite Literary Works: Nuts, Zoo, The Sun.
Favourite Movies / TV shows: Step Up, Fast & The Furious, Pimp My Ride.
Remarks: Parliment has recently passed a law stating that it is now legal to cull Chavs. They may be killed on site and if you hand the blood-stained Burberry cap into any police station or branch of Waitrose, you'll be given a £5 gift voucher! Prime Minister Gordon Brown recently commented on the Chav nuisance by stating, "They're a right nuisance!".

Female Chav (Scientific Name: Chavvianus kebabus)



Common Names: Chantelle, Natasha, Jordan, Melissa.
Job(s): Till Girl at Wilkinsons (for a week before she's sacked for stealing money, Benefit Thief, Slag.
Favourite Food(s): Rustler Burgers, Micro Chips, Pick 'n' Mix.
Favourite Drink(s): Blue Nun, Bacardi Breezer, Sperm.
Where To Find: Alleyways, Queuing at night clubs (they won't get in because they're wearing trainers).
Interests/Hobbies: Having abortions, staggering around town centres holding thier shoes, embaressing themselves.
Favourite Literary Works: Heat, Ok
Favourite Movies / TV shows: Jeremy Kyle, Big Brother, Bad Girls, Dirty Dancing.
Remarks: Female chavs have a strong maternal instinct and care for thier many children until they can fend for themselves (around the age of 4). The children are raised on a combination of value cola and crisps. As chavs don't pay taxes, it is legal to demand money from them whenever you encounter them. If the Chav refuses, punch it in the face.

So, using the information based upon the English Chav specimens, can you identify Chavs in your country or area?

[Manco]

Gabbers

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These are Dutch ones, so they're extra ugly and dumb looking

Klakskes, the more recent, somewhat less boorish gabbers (very popular with North African immigrants as well. PS look up jumpstyle, that's their music with some incredibly idiotic dances

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[EireEmerald]

In Ireland they are called scobes.



then there is the posh drug dealers


This is a knacker.

[roy34543]

Here is a video on the rough Israeli equivalant, the ars (not quite the same though) in english


Think the canadian equivalant might be hoser, im not sure.

[Adhamh Ashashi]

Pikeys


Where I live there common names are Damo, Anto,Davo, Liamo etc. Girls names are Jacinta, Tanya, Laura.

[Legio]

Is this about preps?

[Antwerpen]

In Russia we call them Gopniki.



Gopniki love to drink cheap beer, eat sunflower seeds and steal cell phones.

They also like to sit squatting, like depicted in the pic below:



The female species are called Gopotelki (Gopotyolki). It is formed by 2 words: Gop (short form of Gopnik) and Tyolki (slang word for women, used by Gopniks.)

Just before mating.


EDIT: How could I forget. They also adore caps.

[Taxandrius]

@ Manco:

indeed, the Belgian chavs have many subspecies:
gabbers,
(already done)

jumpers (form of "klakske"), the name comes from their dancing style: 'jumpen'


hakkers (form of "gabber"),the name comes from their dancing style, 'hakken'

female:



we also have the common "crapul"

moroccan Londsdalers:

[Belgian General]

Baby chavs :

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[Legio]

In America we call them wannabes, posers, rich white boys. Or worse, depending on what neighborhood you're in

[Emperor Leo]

The Jumpers and Hakkers from the previous post actually don't look that bad compared to the other equivilents.


Taken from Xomiak's post.

Imagine busting for a wee, running into a public toilet and encountering this group. It'd be terrifying!

[Adhamh Ashashi]

Belgian General, that kid lives down the road from me.

[Godfrey I of Leuven]

Integration fail or was it for the lulz ?

[Belgian General]

Integration fail or was it for the lulz ?

It's a joke video, they are actors :p

[Alba gu Brath]

In Scotland, we call them NEDS (non-educated delinquents).

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[Belgian General]

Belgian General, that kid lives down the road from me.

No WAY! :p Really?
If you manage to take a picture of him this week, I will grant you eternal rep

[Habelo]

You guys talking about hip hop white people? like eminem?

in sweden we call em wiggas

[Adhamh Ashashi]

No WAY! :p Really?
If you manage to take a picture of him this week, I will grant you eternal rep

I will try. I love following little kids around with my camera

[Belgian General]

Thanks. I'll ignore that second sentence though

[sabaku_no_gaara]

Every country has it's poorer inhabitants who have some sort of rough subculture, and it's fanboys who think it's stylish to adopt it.

By the way: I thought Gabber died sometime when I was 17 it was at it's peak when I was 14 (in the netherlands mind you) when did gabber climb out of it's grave?

Jump is funny, I liked it for a while, it's a 100% Belgian thing, I knew it was going to die when you saw 6 year olds dancing jumpstyle and when Tv networks where commenting on the new hip style and then showing kindergarten kids jumping.

Annyway, I know a person in Belgium, who looks and acts 100% brittish chav, but there's a lot of those types here, I guess they are called klakskes (thanks tax for the name for their little suculture, I must be getting old)

EDIT: i remember in the Netherlands, we used to suddenly have breezah chicks:

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