Comparing People to Hitler
By: Isaac “Absent” Amirian
Being a truly advanced white person means being able to speak with authority about pretty much any field of conversation- especially politics. In order for white people to streamline the process of knowing everything, all human beings can be neatly filed into one of two categories: People I Agree With, and People Who are Just Like Adolf Hitler.
Comparing people to Hitler is an easy way for white people to get a strong point across to the less enlightened, or the insufficiently white. Everyone knows who Adolf Hitler was. And everyone knows that Hitler was very, very bad. Therefore, if a white person really, REALLY, doesn’t like something or
someone, he or she may angrily say something to the effect of, “This is exactly the same kind of thing that Hitler used to do!” accompanied by varying levels of profanity based on blood-alcohol content. No matter what your gut reaction may be at that point, do not disagree with that white person. Otherwise, well, you love Hitler.
This time-tested white-person maneuver may seem so awesomely useful to you that you are tempted to go out and try it right now. Not so fast. White people have spent the last 30 years perfecting this technique. There are cultural guidelines.
It’s also critical that you avoid the fatal mistake of getting creative and comparing people you don’t like to other evil dictators, such as Joseph Stalin or Fidel Castro. With few exceptions, white people are actually fond
of almost any dictator not named Hitler, and your remark that “this is just like something Mao Zedong would do” will be met with blank stares and possible social alienation. This is because, with the exception of Hitler,
oppressive dictators share a passion for many of the things white people love- such as universal health care, conspiracy theories, caring about poor people while being filthy rich, and cool hats. Stick to the script and
compare things you don’t like to Hitler, and Hitler alone.
Now, like most reasonable people, you might find this strategy distasteful, and even a bit disrespectful, since after all, Hitler was responsible for the deaths of tens of millions, and probably doesn’t have that much in common with Pat Robertson, in perspective. If you prefer to avoid hearing or using the Hitler technique, we recommend you speak in soothing, affirming tones around angry white people to prevent the phenomenon from manifesting, and change the subject tactfully. To something that doesn’t involve George
W. Bush.
Brilliant! No wonder clander had trouble picking only one winning entry.
What an excellent point. Well-phrased, succinct, and quite true.
These entries are starting to get pretty good.
Right on the money! I cringe when I see white college kids wearing Che t-shirts – the capitalist sale of an anti-capitalist rebel…who supported a dictatorship, murdered people that valued freedom, and most importantly wore a beret. Viva la revolucion jackasses!
This was the best of the contest entries thus far. Both funny and sad at the same time.
This has got to be one of the top 5 posts on this blog. It’s so true though, never mind communism has led to the oppression and deaths of several times as many people as Hitler, using Stalin just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Such a seemingly logical oversight could prove to be quite the faux pa for someone who doesn’t know. Good catch.
Best one out of all of them. Shouldn’t have been difficult to pick, the last three were leaps and bounds above the first two.
Y’all have obviously NOT heard of Godwin’s Law. Google it up.
Beat me to it. Good one anon.
do you mean faux pas?
This along with winner # 2 are the best entries . . . this was hilarious!
Black People Like to compare people to Bush in the same vein white people compare folks to Hitler… it’s a sad thing I must say!
This should have won #1…best one by far!
Awesome. This is greatness.
White people violate the Godwin rule; an argument automatically ends when someone makes a comparison to Hitler or Nazis, and the person who made the comparison loses.
HEIL HITLER!!!
Roosevelt, Churchill, Stalin are all dead — but Hitler and his ideas are immortal.
Hitler cared, why don’t you?
Brilliant.
It is sad. Hitler actually served in combat.
Dubbya is just like Hitler. I swear.
SWPL I’m tired of you, your blog and it’s Nazi filled hate speak. You sit back like a little brown coat and spew this crap out and everyone just eats it all up. You’re a little fking Nazi dictator in the making. We don’t need haters like you!
Oh for heaven’s sake. This entry is fantastic. I just want to add, while it may not be appropriate to compare people to other dictators, it is ALWAYS appropriate to compare politicians (actually…just Republicans) to international terrorists.
i think you get extra white points if you threaten to move to canada because ______ is too much like hitler.
Possibly the best entry ever
What a stupid entry. Horrible.
And I wonder why some people call me hitler. No wonder. thank you for explaining.
“This is because, with the exception of Hitler,
oppressive dictators share a passion for many of the things white people love- such as universal health care, conspiracy theories, caring about poor people while being filthy rich, and cool hats.”
This may be one of the funniest sentences ever.
Heil Isaac “Absent” Amirian!
Kudos on this entry. Best of the bunch. Am still jealous my entry on Goat Cheese was not accepted but I bow in the shadow of Hitler.
I might also point out that White People also love to invoke Godwin’s Law (also known as Godwin’s Rule of Nazi Analogies), which states “As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.” This law can be applied to any gathering of people, whether online or face to face.
In addition, once this comparison is made, the thread or conversation is finished and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically “lost” whatever debate was in progress. According to Wikipedia, “It is considered poor form to raise such a comparison arbitrarily with the motive of ending the thread.”
This is actually Godwin’s law:
“As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.”
But still the funniest one out of the five competition winners.
Did you see Richard Dawkins comparing a Rabbi to Hitler, I wrote extensively about it on my other blog Dawkinswatch.
What is up with the obsession with Hitler, It tickles me piink that people who talk about Hitler do not understand that Hiltler was deep into the occult and used to sleep Madame Blavastky’s “Secret Doctrine” under his pillow. The more Hitler is used the less he is understood.
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You know, this is just the sort of blog entry Hitler would have made…
😉
“This is because, with the exception of Hitler,
oppressive dictators share a passion for many of the things white people love- such as universal health care, conspiracy theories, caring about poor people while being filthy rich, and cool hats.”
White people love Communist chic.
They can’t go without their Communist T-shirts: red star, hammer and sickle, CCCP, Che, Mao, etc.
e.g. “Cameron Diaz, her ‘Mao’ bag and a row in the land of the Incas”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-463979/Cameron-Diaz-Mao-bag-row-land-Incas.html
This entry is too wordy, and by being so, loses a lot of potential comedy. I thought entries were to be under 350 words, keeping this more concise would have made it a better entry.
I’m not impressed with any of the contest winners and am disappointed that not all of them fit within the parameters of the contest i.e. fewer than 350 words.
This one should have probably won.
“‘This is exactly the same kind of thing that Hitler used to do!’ accompanied by varying levels of profanity based on blood-alcohol content.”
It should also be pointed out that drawing a “Hitler moustache” on someone sprawled out drunk on a couch at a party is also good fun, though rarely does this carry political connotations.
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Ties in nicely with the entry “Hating Corporations” as it alludes to Naomi Klein, who has little problem with brutal dictators as long as they are not for free markets or lower trade barriers.
This is the best ever. Thank you 😀
This is getting idiot.
This one was gold.
Convincing people that Hitler was right-wing is one of the greatest triumphs of the collectivist Left. Just look at the full name of the Nazi party: National Sozialistische Deutsche Arbeiter Partei, or National Socialist German Worker’s Party.
Read the party platform and tell me it’s something a libertarian or conservative would think up (and don’t whine about immigration; it’s ILLEGAL immigration that drives us nuts):
The program is the political foundation of the NSDAP and accordingly the primary political law of the State. It has been made brief and clear intentionally.
All legal precepts must be applied in the spirit of the party program.
Since the taking over of control, the Fuehrer has succeeded in the realization of essential portions of the Party program from the fundamentals to the detail.
The Party Program of the NSDAP was proclaimed on the 24 February 1920 by Adolf Hitler at the first large Party gathering in Munich and since that day has remained unaltered. Within the national socialist philosophy is summarized in 25 points:
1. We demand the unification of all Germans in the Greater Germany on the basis of the right of self-determination of peoples.
2. We demand equality of rights for the German people in respect to the other nations; abrogation of the peace treaties of Versailles and St. Germain.
3. We demand land and territory (colonies) for the sustenance of our people, and colonization for our surplus population.
4. Only a member of the race can be a citizen. A member of the race can only be one who is of German blood, without consideration of creed. Consequently no Jew can be a member of the race.
5. Whoever has no citizenship is to be able to live in Germany only as a guest, and must be under the authority of legislation for foreigners.
6. The right to determine matters concerning administration and law belongs only to the citizen. Therefore we demand that every public office, of any sort whatsoever, whether in the Reich, the county or municipality, be filled only by citizens. We combat the corrupting parliamentary economy, office-holding only according to party inclinations without consideration of character or abilities.
7. We demand that the state be charged first with providing the opportunity for a livelihood and way of life for the citizens. If it is impossible to sustain the total population of the State, then the members of foreign nations (non-citizens) are to be expelled from the Reich.
8. Any further immigration of non-citizens is to be prevented. We demand that all non-Germans, who have immigrated to Germany since the 2 August 1914, be forced immediately to leave the Reich.
9. All citizens must have equal rights and obligations.
10. The first obligation of every citizen must be to work both spiritually and physically. The activity of individuals is not to counteract the interests of the universality, but must have its result within the framework of the whole for the benefit of all Consequently we demand:
11. Abolition of unearned (work and labour) incomes. Breaking of rent-slavery.
12. In consideration of the monstrous sacrifice in property and blood that each war demands of the people personal enrichment through a war must be designated as a crime against the people. Therefore we demand the total confiscation of all war profits.
13. We demand the nationalization of all (previous) associated industries (trusts).
14. We demand a division of profits of all heavy industries.
15. We demand an expansion on a large scale of old age welfare.
16. We demand the creation of a healthy middle class and its conservation, immediate communalization of the great warehouses and their being leased at low cost to small firms, the utmost consideration of all small firms in contracts with the State, county or municipality.
17. We demand a land reform suitable to our needs, provision of a law for the free expropriation of land for the purposes of public utility, abolition of taxes on land and prevention of all speculation in land.
18. We demand struggle without consideration against those whose activity is injurious to the general interest. Common national criminals, usurers, Schieber and so forth are to be punished with death, without consideration of confession or race.
19. We demand substitution of a German common law in place of the Roman Law serving a materialistic world-order.
20. The state is to be responsible for a fundamental reconstruction of our whole national education program, to enable every capable and industrious German to obtain higher education and subsequently introduction into leading positions. The plans of instruction of all educational institutions are to conform with the experiences of practical life. The comprehension of the concept of the State must be striven for by the school [Staatsbuergerkunde] as early as the beginning of understanding. We demand the education at the expense of the State of outstanding intellectually gifted children of poor parents without consideration of position or profession.
21. The State is to care for the elevating national health by protecting the mother and child, by outlawing child-labor, by the encouragement of physical fitness, by means of the legal establishment of a gymnastic and sport obligation, by the utmost support of all organizations concerned with the physical instruction of the young.
22. We demand abolition of the mercenary troops and formation of a national army.
23. We demand legal opposition to known lies and their promulgation through the press. In order to enable the provision of a German press, we demand, that: a. All writers and employees of the newspapers appearing in the German language be members of the race: b. Non-German newspapers be required to have the express permission of the State to be published. They may not be printed in the German language: c. Non-Germans are forbidden by law any financial interest in German publications, or any influence on them, and as punishment for violations the closing of such a publication as well as the immediate expulsion from the Reich of the non-German concerned. Publications which are counter to the general good are to be forbidden. We demand legal prosecution of artistic and literary forms which exert a destructive influence on our national life, and the closure of organizations opposing the above made demands.
24. We demand freedom of religion for all religious denominations within the state so long as they do not endanger its existence or oppose the moral senses of the Germanic race. The Party as such advocates the standpoint of a positive Christianity without binding itself confessionally to any one denomination. It combats the Jewish-materialistic spirit within and around us, and is convinced that a lasting recovery of our nation can only succeed from within on the framework: common utility precedes individual utility.
25. For the execution of all of this we demand the formation of a strong central power in the Reich. Unlimited authority of the central parliament over the whole Reich and its organizations in general. The forming of state and profession chambers for the execution of the laws made by the Reich within the various states of the confederation. The leaders of the Party promise, if necessary by sacrificing their own lives, to support by the execution of the points set forth above without consideration.
Adolf Hitler proclaimed the following explanation for this program on the 13 April 1928:
Explanation
Regarding the false interpretations of Point 17 of the program of the NSDAP on the part of our opponents, the following definition is necessary:
“Since the NSDAP stands on the platform of private ownership it happens that the passage” gratuitous expropriation concerns only the creation of legal opportunities to expropriate if necessary, land which has been illegally acquired or is not administered from the view-point of the national welfare. This is directed primarily against the Jewish land-speculation companies.
This is called ‘Reductio Ad Hitlerum’. Not only does alcohol content increase the probability of good ol’ Adolf being mentioned, but also:
“As a [internet Forum] discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.”
This is called ‘Godwin’s Law’.
Of course, referring to the two above phenomena is very, VERY, popular with White People who like to debate.
I posted this in the “Statistics” comments section also, but thopught I’d put it here too for anyone who didn’t read the other comments section.
I thought I would post my entry (hopefully others will too). Please rip my writing apart as you have done to all others.
PEER DIAGNOSING
White people love to diagnose their peers. Most white people feel as if they could have been a doctor and actually start out as pre-med majors during their undergrad. By the time they are juniors, however, they realize that the world has enough doctors, and that they can better serve the world by majoring in African American studies (majoring in Women’s or European Studies is also acceptable). Most white people have a doctor in their family (usually a parent or uncle).
Since most white people feel as if they practically were a doctor, you will score major points by letting them diagnose your problem. Most of the time they will ask, “What symptoms are you having?”. This allows them to feel concerned about you, but also gives them an opportunity to show off the medical knowledge they have. In many cases they will begin to rule out diseases that are of no relation to your problem, because they like to show you what medical terms they know.
Most white people will say they know the specific name for your condition but that they “can’t remember the name right now” and that a relative of theirs had a similar condition for which they had to see a “specialist”. White people love to tell you about experiences they have had that in some way relate to yours (note: often they will tell you about their experiences even if they are in no way related to yours, but it is better to just let them tell their story).
Of course most white people would feel guilty if you took their advice, so they will always end the conversation by saying “but I would get a second opinion and see a doctor, just to be sure”. If you tell them you cannot see a doctor because you do not have health insurance, be prepared for them tell you that what our country really needs is universal health-care, and that Barack Obama is the best candidate to make that happen.
OMG tictic I never realized Hitler was full of so many good ideas! Where did it all go wrong.
True, true, but white people seldom get the chance since black people all just raise their voices until you give up and walk away.
Did anyone take the time to read this post? I wouldn’t go so far as brilliant but I’ll give you: pretty good idea badly written.
Please note that this is much less acceptable in the company of white people in Europe. Over there, you can score points by remarking how callous Americans are in invoking Hitler so often.
I call shenanigans on this entry. Black people like to invoke Hitler, too…
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Nice one, Thomas! All too true. I had a similar bit in my entry on “Prescription Medications.”
Brilliant!
Definitely the best of the five winners.
Heil Issac! This one squashed the other winners (and my two measly entries).
The only good one. This was hilarious and entirely true.
Best of the five winners. Congrats!
1. #4 (comparing to Hitler)
2. #2 (empathy w/ poor)
3. #5 (stats)
4. #3 (being early)
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5. #1 (menus w/o decimals)
I think Hitler used to run a bulletin board about things that white people like.
Dare I say it?…. better than Clander!
Comparing just about anyone to Hitler belittles the horror he invoked on the world.
I cringed reading posts that said “Heil Isaac” – unbelievable. Hitler and all other crazy mass murderer leaders should not under any circumstance be put on a pedastal.
And, to all the people who will respond to this saying “she’s hypersensitive”, I will refer you to my ancestors whose lives were cut short by him.
Wow! You’re actually giving credit where credit is due! 🙂
I would say it might be the only one that followed the proper formula. At least this person did their homework.
Yes. People are morons.
Yeah, but only to impress whitey though.
Don’t mess yourself. It’s ok.
and there’s a comment longer than the entry itself! Wow!
I can understand how you feel about this, but you have to remember this is humor. It’s not serious.
Oh shut up already.
In the grand scheme of warfare and history, they were no different than most of recorded human history.
Israel is the new racist state that seeks to expand its living space and enact nuremburg laws.
What about all the deaths in World War 1?
Oh, I guess some jews didn’t have to take it on the chin, so WW2 was worse? Nonsense.
What about the US Civil War, all the fucking carnage? Oh that war was a “good” one. Again, presumably since jews weren’t involved.
I always do. Too bad there are so many misguided Whites these days. These liberals, WKOWP, are a reason Whites are soon to be a minority in every single White country, except maybe Italy.
Complaining about people comparing other people to Hitler… IS EXACTLY WHAT HITLER DID TOO.
Oh let’s see:
1) GWB fought a Neocon war for Israeli-Likudist Jews.
2) GWB leaves our borders open to Third World illegals that displace Americans.
How is that like Hitler??????
GWB is instituting a communist totalitarian state, not a fascist nationalist one.
GWB is a globalist, he hates the idea of American sovereignty and it being a nation-state.
Bush has been HORRIBLE for the interests and the future of Whites.
Heil Hitler!!!!!! His ideas are certainly outlasting those of Churchill.
PS Hitler was a forerunner of today’s PETA and vegetarians.
Now THAT was a contest-winning entry. So true, so funny, so good.
During the OJ trial, Johnnie Cochran famously compared rogue LA cop Mark Furman to Hitler too. So it’s not just a white thing.
Hitler cared about all of those things.
Nazis were socialists. National-socialists as compared to anti-White racist socialists (Communists).
So, if you are White and believe in socialism, and don’t want to hand over the reins of your socialist project to White-haters (as was done in Russia), then you really should be nazi, not leftist/communist.
Leftist communists will slit the throat of the White, even the liberal socialist one, once they get the chance. Wake up liberal whites.
I also thought of Che in relation to this entry, which is brilliant. Castro is well-loved here in Canada. People actually believe Cuba’s health care outcomes are great. In a country where none are allowed to leave or speak freely, the stats are likely to be true, right?
Anyway, yeah, excellent points in this entry. When you lack logic bring up Hitler then nobody can disagree with you. It’s definitely stuff white people like.
That’s the sort of thing Hitler would say.
Himmler was into the occult, not Hitler.
Rabbis are very racist people however, they continually preach that jews should not race-mix. It’s in all their newspapers, op-eds in the Forward etc.
Racist in the extreme, I’d say.
My favorite of the winners.
like what?
being an outdoorsman, animal lover, and a vegetarian and a tea-totaler, and author and artist?
ha ha …. on all you leftists, YOU are just like Hitler.
That’s genious.
Good post.
The idea of putting the people or state above individual liberty is a SOCIALIST ideal.
In Hitler’s case the people were the national blood stock.
In Commies’ case the people were the proles.
GWB has more in common with globalist revolution, than he does one that helps Americans and our nation-state.
Then again, he is being advised by neocons who are leftist revolutionary communist jews.
I think I may use that “Reductio Ad Hilterum”.
Since Hitler was a precursor for PETA, it must be bad.
Hitler was a vegetarian so that must be bad.
He didn’t drink (like Whites do and Jews do not), therefore non-drinking jews must be bad.
He was an artist, so artists are bad.
Hitler was an author and writer, so they must be bad.
Hitler was a proud White man….I guess they are bad like all the above.
Israel does not equal Jews anymore than Africa equals black people.
Israel has also been a war zone for what – centuries. Its not like it was disneyland until the Jews moved in.
What makes WW2 different than those other wars – everyone knew what was happening to Hitlers victims and did nothing for so long.
Why didn’t the “Goldman” family (jews) share any of the civil case proceeds with the Brown family (Whites)?
Gee…….I wonder.
Nicole Brown is a formerly-living example of why White women should not hook up with jews and blacks.
I beg to differ. If you were to suggest that Israel is NOT a “Jewish” state you will be called anti-semitic.
Jews maintain that Israel is a “Jewish” state so they can EXCLUDE the Palestinians from ever having the right to vote there.
Everyone can see what Jews have done to the Lebanese and Palestinians, and you sit there and do nothing.
Rwanda happened and you did nothing.
The jews have really trained you well, my friend.
Agreed, this is the best of the winners.
WHY did this one not win?
I smell nepotism.
I also enjoy when individuals use the phrase ___nazi, the soup nazi, the training nazi etc… you get the idea. Let’s compare someone fanatical about soup or exercise to the hell and torture that millions faced and make light of that experience.
I did nothing?! How do you know – I did not see you at any of those places.
Jews trained me well, I’ll be sure to pass on your completes next time I talk to my folks.
no. faux pa. as in, faux ma & pa.
White people love comparing people who infringe on their desires or freedom to Hitler because white people think snuffing out their desires surely is tantamount to extinguishing people’s lives.
“That car dealer doesn’t have my car in stock. Hitler.”
See, if that white person can’t get the car he wants, it’s kind of like suffocating in a gas chamber.
yea this was better than mine and all the others lol
Um, I hate to break it to you, but White people liked Hitler. Spain, Italy, and Germany represented more of what Europe was about than did Britain and judeo-bolshevik Russia.
Women went crazy, men loved him, people threw flowers at him as he rode around in an open Mercedes Benz limo.
Surely you have seen the pictures. Come on. Compare that love to the disdain the people had for leftist rulers and communists. There is no comparison.
Hitler was more loved than just about any democratically elected US President that I can think of.
Admitedly, jewish communists and other anti-White racists and Christian-haters, etc. didn’t like him, because Hitler stood up to their attempts to bastardize Europe and the West, as one can see easily today that the anti-White racists have great damage.
Israel is the closest thing the world has to Hitler’s vision. No other races allowed, and they seem to like it that way.
I’m white and pretty darn far to the left, but I acknowledge that Fidel is and Mao was an asshole* and that Stalin was as bad/maybe worse than Hitler.
And Bush is more like militaristic nationalist leaders who curbed freedoms but DIDN’T oversee genocides. “Bush equals The Shah!” Or something. How about just “Bush sucks” because comparing him to despised world leaders is pointless and wins no friends.
Neither does excusing corrupt leftist leaders. Leftists need to learn that if they want to be listened to, they need to stop celebrating the assholes who ostensibly were on their side but really were just assholes. Like the Beatles said, if you go carryin’ picture of Chairman Mao, you ain’t gonna make it with anyone anyhow.
*once they seized power after helping to lead their people to a just victory over an oppressive and broken system. I’m just saying. Just because we hate Mao doesn’t mean we have to like Chiang Kai-Shek.
To anyone complaining about grammar and stuff…I actually sent in too long an article…Clander was kind enough to let it slide and he cut out a couple of paragraphs. I haven’t counted the words but from some of your comments it may still be a tad too long…so I do appreciate that very much. And the picture he found is wicked awesome.
Anyway, the grammar is fine when the missing stuff is in there. My bad for being too long winded.
I’ve actually read way too much of Hitler’s speeches and writings for my own good, mostly being interested in his religion. Today he would be described as an Oprah-type new-age believer. Against the idea of atheism, but detesting Christinity and trying to reshape it. He believed that God was in the individual and in nature…very Neitzchiean….(sp)? I’m sure I jacked that up. Anyway, I think that’s hogwash.
This is EASILY the best one. It’s not even close.
My parents are white – they did not like Hitler.
Man you really are out to get Israel.
GADDAM THIS IS GLORIOUS
They all won the same prize, it’s not like they were awarded first place, second place, etc.
I dont think it was that badly written, it was the easily the best one out of the five. The concept was spot on, and I believe it was a good B+ maybe even an A-. It should have been number 1.
Au contraire. good writing, meh concept.
Really good writing I’d say.
WKOWP!
UM while i hate george bush, i dont think he had 10 million people murdered in 5 years………..You go try that and see how far you get, OK?
yes because im sure peta would murder 10 million people. Some people are morons.
OK, first you think jews arent white, then you get mad about them marrying non jewish white people, now your pissed that a jewish guy doesnt want them to marry non jewish white people? jeez I bet you have family members killing themselves every christmas because you can never be pleased.
No, just because you do some of the things that hitler did, doesnt make you hitler. Leftists dont kill 10 million people in 5 years.
Can you please explain how neo-conservatives are leftists?
Neocons uphold the free market over everything, that is all they believe in politically.
The left vehemently rail against such corporate control of all spheres of life, it is their lifeblood. Even more so, commies.
The two cannot ever meet philosophically, they’re diametrically opposed.
yes, blame the jews for everything, feel better now?
That’s true, he should have added the ultra pc addendum that invoking the Hitler clause so cavalierly is insensitive to those who suffered and were tortured by his reign.
Being white is so tiring sometimes…
I very nearly DID this a few days ago in response to a forum post on Etsy of all places. Thankfully, I realized how asinine it was before posting my comment.
Where do we whiteys get off anyway?
first of all, the goldman family hasnt gotten a penny from the civil case. OJ owes them like 25 million dollars from killing their son. Second, he wasnt dating her, he just wanted to give her her glasses that she left at dinner, because he worked at the restaurant. Third, how can they share money that they never even got themselves?
there was 2 seperate civil cases, why does the goldman family need to give invisible money to the brown family when they had there own civil case?
dont worry Maybe, he is a 15 year old kid who spews his fathers hate speech. It makes him feel important in his small Mississipi town.
but they were awarded first place, second place, etc. Otherwise the one that is Number 1 wouldnt be called Number 1.
Yea, I could see Oprah being compared to Hitler, lmao. She is awful, I guess her Ava is named Gayle.
And now Turks live in Germany….
Love, Smothered in Yogurt
Giving in, impetuously, to the best Turkish restaurant in town.
By Jonathan Kauffman
Published on June 18, 2008
Sometimes a great first date is as troublesome as a bad one. You talk excitedly about yoga and childhood pets, you spend the next few days all twitchy and distracted to see him again, yet you know there’s a good chance that on date two he’ll obsessively pick all the onions off his taco and check his text messages 15 times too often. Then there are those first dates that leave you iffy about your prospects for true love, but when you meet up a second time you realize that he has the most beautiful nose you’ve ever laid eyes on and he discovers that seven of his top 10 books are on your shelves.
Peter mumford
Turkuaz plate (babaghanuj, humus, cacik, and dolmas).
Details:
Bistro Turkuaz 1114 34th Ave., 324-3039, http://www.bistroturkuaz.com. MADRONA. Open for dinner Tues.–Sat.
The same is true, I’ve learned, with restaurants. “No hope/no fear” has become the mantra I recite each time I feel my stomach gathering in on itself at the fragile possibility of new love. The formula wasn’t enough to stave off worry when I returned to Bistro Turkuaz after some glorious appetizers and kofte kebabs. Would date number two be as good as date number one?
Date three is yet to come, but after date two, I’m ready to make the call: Turkuaz is a funny little restaurant, owned by a mother-daughter team, with a Made-in-France decor, a bare-bones wine list, and the best Turkish food in town.
Déjà vu struck on my first date with the Madrona restaurant last month, because it hadn’t changed a whit since I’d reviewed it in its previous incarnation, a French place called Bistro Mazaran. There were the same affluent-looking white women sitting on the other side of the blinds; the same closely spaced tables, red accents, and high ceiling armored in embossed tin plates, all giving the room a boudoirish charm; even the same Provençal landscapes and Toulouse-Lautrec prints tiled on one golden wall. The biggest shock: The same waitress, with dark eyes and ringletted black hair, stood at the ready. She had been my favorite part of my meals at Mazaran, with the studied formality of an ingenue in a period romance belying her wickedly deadpan sense of humor.
Once waitress, now owner—well, daughter of the owner. Her mother, Ugur Oskay, who is also the chef, lived in Germany for most of her life, where she owned a restaurant with her brother. She’s run a catering business since moving to Seattle three years ago. Ugur used her experience to help friend Nohra Jacobs open up Mazaran a year ago. But an awful run of luck—family problems, an accident—shut Jacobs down several times (including a week after my review of the place was published in the Weekly), and she eventually turned the business over to Oskay in November.
Oskay didn’t change much. When she and daughter Dila reopened the place in mid-April, they simply printed the menu on the same paper in the same damn typeface, switching out the beef Bourguignon for patlican, mucver, and kofte kebabs. The first two are listed amid a long list of appetizers, while the flip side of the menu lists a half-dozen entrees and three desserts. Those proportions aren’t a bad guide to ordering a meal: For three people, Dila recommended we get three or four meze, as they’re called, and two entrees, and it was just the right amount of food—at about $30 a person, not including wine.
Meze, the tapas of Turkey, are meant to be enjoyed both in taverns—with glasses of milky, anise-intense raki and water—or at the beginning of a home-cooked meal. Many of the appetizers will seem familiar: humus, babaghanuj, shepherd’s salad. If the different combinations of eggplant, peppers, mint, garlic, and, above all, yogurt—more sour than you’ve tasted, yet more unctuous, and dolloped on every plate—remind you of your visits to Greek or Lebanese restaurants, thank the Ottoman Empire, which had the same influence on the food of the eastern Mediterranean as McDonald’s and Pizza Hut have had on North America.
It wasn’t the ingredient list that impressed me, it was Ugur’s sure sense of balance, which gave these simple dishes a refinement that seemed particularly Turkish. In the patlican, cubes of roasted eggplant appeared to be drowned in a garlicky yogurt sauce sprinkled with flecks of reddish, sweet-tart dried sumac berries, but when I scooped up some on a pita triangle, the velvety, sweet chunks of eggplant were matched by the perfect tang. The acuka (ah-DJOO-kah), Turkuaz’s house specialty, blended roasted walnuts with red peppers, oil, garlic, and a touch of lemon juice so perfectly that their toasty, sweet, vegetal notes all fused together.
A few of the dishes were merely good, in the sense that we cleaned off the plates but did it slowly. There were fritters of shredded zucchini and feta, topped with a spoonful of strained yogurt, which I savored but would have inhaled had they been fresh instead of reheated—”I made them myself yesterday!” Dila told us—and a casserole of shrimp baked in tomato sauce that I enjoyed but wouldn’t order again. (While I’m grouping all my gripes: At dessert time, sugar syrup and time had bled all the crackle out of the phyllo crust of Oskay’s chocolate baklava. Of course, that didn’t stop me from running my finger around the plate to pick up the rest of the ground nuts.)
That wasn’t the case with the kofte kebab: fat slider-sized patties of ground lamb, each on its own spoonful of chunky tomato sauce. The kofte were good enough on their own, but when I dipped bites in cacik (a yogurt sauce with cucumbers, mint, and garlic) and touched their surface to tiny piles of ground cumin and sumac on the plate, each bite hit the palate differently, like walking around a statue while looking at it through a prism.
I spent a few weeks trying not to think too hard about the meal, spending the meantime reading through my Turkish cookbooks (not a good substitute, let me tell you), before tentatively making plans to return.
But meal number two wasn’t just equal to the first; it was better.
There were no sharp lemon notes, unpureed chunks of chickpeas, or overwhelming garlic blasts in the humus, yet all those flavors were present in the light, creamy puree. Same with the babaghanuj, which had an appealing smokiness. And it was hard to tell how cucumber, garlic, and herbs came together to augment the yogurt in the cacik; yogurt’s not a subtle ingredient, but its sour impact contained subtly varied swaths of flavor. (In the future, I hope the cooks will introduce even more, and more unfamiliar, meze. I’d also like to see the Oskays expand their affordably priced wine list to include more bold, distinctive wines from southern Italy and Greece that would pair even better with the food than the pinot gris and cabs they currently offer.)
After the meze, we ordered two kebabs, speared on thin metal blades with ornate handles: chicken, covered in herbs, and the Turkuaz special, skewered slices of marinated lamb. Kebabs can seem like backyard barbecue fare, but these both reminded me why so many cultures love chopping meat in small chunks, marinating the hell out of it, then twirling the skewer over high flames: Just about the time a smoky, crisp-charred crust forms on the outside of each piece, the insides hit that juiciest, just-cooked point. The chicken skewer was served with rice and cacik for slathering on top, while the lamb skewer was perched on what looked like the messiest concoction ever but tasted indescribably good: pita chunks and roasted eggplant tossed with tomato sauce and ringed with at least a cup of thick, smooth white yogurt.
I can’t say that Turkuaz’s food is the most rapturous ever—it’s Turkish home cooking, not a four-star banquet—but it’s made with such care I couldn’t help falling in love. In other words, no hope, no fear, only hunger.
jkauffman@seattleweekly.com
Mao Zedong ? In a few years white girls will be giving it away for some Mao Zedong.
BTW, how did you manage an article about Hitler without mentioning the run up to the Iraq war and then the free for all of Chavez, that Iranian dude, Bush, Kim Jung Ill ect all calling each other Hitler.
agreed. this should have gotten first place.
Once you bring Hitler into the argument, you lose the argument.
I agree with many of the other comments, this is by far the best essay in terms of skill and quality of writing. The ideas in all five essays were hilarious, but this essay is a flat out riot.
Damn, beat me to it too. At least I actually searched instead of blathered on as if I were first to catch this.
But to make this blog Godwin-complete:
All people are similar to Hitler and Nazis.
Done.
No? Check your DNA. We’re all very very close. 😉
Er, not quite per my understanding. Read this here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law
Oops, irony once again! LOL
And yup, it looks like there is support for your interpretation there too in the FAQs link. It looks like it first necessarily evolved in Usenet’s early days. And yes, if you invoked this, the thread was done and that killed it (unless you also follow the corollary that says intentional invocation isn’t a killthread condition.)
Included in the linked site is a game Six Degrees Of Godwin. Sounds cheery. Not. But I bet people commenting on this blog could rise to the challenge!
😛
awesome. no one even seemed to parse the intentional irony. ten bonus points! 😉
First funny contest winner.
OMG , does this dress make me look Hitler?
That’s funny, because I love Mao.
Best 1 4 sure
Quirk’s Exception, discussion continues.
Don’t believe me? Look it up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwins_law#Corollaries_and_usage
Definitely the best one!
Brilliant. Best entry ever. That said, I have heard Napoleon used by advanced white people who are “too smart” to use Hitler.
Winner in my book. I think it was the truest to the style of SWPL that we all know and love. Definitely merited an actual laugh, particularly the section regarding Mao and cool hats.
Now, THIS is a winner!! hilarious entry.
Ah, Godwin’s Law. So true.
i don’t know why you couldn’t choose a winner, because this is clearly the best of the entries you posted.
Bravo Sir. Best… Post… Ever…
This one deserves the copy of the Onion =) haha
Lame.
Filled with anti-White references and people who don’t understand that our future dictatorship is communist, not fascist.
fascists would never leave the border open, or fight wars for jews.
Anyone?
so much disinformation. It’s tough being a real WHITE person.
Che was 100% White.
Che was Irish, last name “Lynch” and his mother was White-Argentinian. He was not amerindian in any fashion or blood.
You know…………. I get tired of Whites that wont listen, and only listen to those that hate them and their culture.
Che = White (traitor)
not one person can refute or deny what I say.
F U
Hitler did not want a war with:
1) the English empire
2) the USA (where at the time 40% of the citizens were of German lineage.
LOOK, if there is one thing that matters……………
it is that White-Americans, those descended from European roots, do not learn their history from anti-white racist jews.
Judeo-bolsheviks murdered Whites, raped nuns, and slit the throats of Christian priests.
You are a loser.
Learn history.
Look, give it up.
I know Jews. PERIOD.
Jews have a racist word for douche-bag losers like you. You just have not heard it in your ear-sight.
I challenge anyone who thinks that jews are White to keep this thread going.
Get ready to be shredded.
PS young idealistic whites that have never met a Jew, they need to study 2000 years of White history to understand how racist the jew is.
Trust me, a non-jew.
Loser.
leftists have killed 100 million.
get with the program……….only Whites have civilized societies.
Detroit, Haiti, New Orleans, the (former Rhodesia)………
You know what……….White deserve to lose. I have never seen so many losers that are willing to sell out future White children.
WaAAAAAAAAAAAA.
White people have some pride, pass on OUR VALUES, do not let your grandchildren deal with degradation.
Neocon is TOTAL JEW:
You know if even a leftist doesn’t understand facts, then the Western world is doomed.
Look, google Jews like: Frum, Kristol, Abrams, Wolfowitz, Libby, Perle,
Need more jew names?
NEOCONS are Trotskyites. I am happy that you want to learn.
Google it for a start.
Neocons are former Leftist Jews/Zionists, they have ZERO to do with Whites
Neocons are racist jews. Look it up.
Dude!!!!!!!!!
you have it backwards.
It is the Jew that always blames and scapegoats others, for their predicament
Am I wrong?
Bring it on.
do better than that……
you are not White.
Why should I waste my time with an anti-White bigot?
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
Look, it’s simple
If you are White, and you have a sister………would you encourage her to date and marry a negro, despite LEGIT statistics that warn you otherwise?
Then, to top it off you you have another non-White jew chasing a MARRIED WOMAN.
F Goldman and OJ. They are the demise of a White woman as this case proves.
YOU ARE CLUELESS, and you do not know JEWS, there is a reason that the Goldmans do not share with the Browns (whites).
You are totallly naive to the world and the hebrew position within it.
My God………..Whites need to wake up.
Nice slur!!!
Maybe I’m a RKOWP!!!
Because I am, an you know it. Sorry sucker.
Hands down the best entry posted. Drool, guy who wrote the Decimal thingy, this is how it is done. So say I, the white person.
Your parent are not European Whites, but American whites.
They aren’t the most relevant.
What about your grandparensts?
Ha ha….. white traitor…….your grandparents cared about honesty, culture, etc. which you turn your back on.
You do not impress me, grow up and honor your grandparents values. Is that too much to ask.
Heil Hitler.
His ideas will never die, because he cared.
hey asshole, I’m on your false ass.
Oprah is a LESBIAN.
Stedman? A cover.
Gayle and Oprah are homosexuals. I can only hope that some Whites will listen and wake up
Hitler is more White than anyone else here.
Think about it……….
who will Whites be listening to in 25 years?
Clander vs. Hitler ????
HAHAHAHAHHA…………………….clander has no chance.
Hitler loved Whites, I don’t see the same commitment from clander. Does anyone care to differ?
I thought not.
I have heard the comparison by the white liberal’s of any right thinking politico they don’t like is Hitler for the past 30 years:
Reagen, Bush 1, Gingrich, Lott, Bush II & Cheney.
They celebrate Lenin, Stalin, Castro, Gueverra, Mao, Mugagbe & even Saddam now.
Liberalism is a mental disorder – and white libs prove it over and over and over again. It will be the destruction of our Republic.
well, ACTUALLY, if you’re gonna split hairs and say that the other dictators have interests that white people share, then you would have to concede that Hitler did a fair amount of good in trying to preserve lots of Roman, Greek and other classical antiquities and art. He loved that stuff, and you can’t say that white people don’t like history (especially western history). I feel whiter for posting this…
Who’s Hitler?
this blog is making me white. i just read the comments and was like OMG – retards…how can people get so worked up over a silly blog? and then i sat down with a mocha latte and stalk of celery and read looked at my illiad picture book.
Should have been #1
sorry for the typos. i was too busy trying to homeschool one kid while helping the other one watch winnie the pooh on the iPod and feeing still another breakfast. I am still learning to mult-task.
Yup, familiar with it. My goal wasn’t to end the thread, just to take the silly idea to its logical extreme point and find some validity in it. So we all win! 😉
Okay, okay fuck, okay cause fucking seriously, this is the fucking best thing I’ve read, and I’ve read a girl naked.
Hang on that doesn’t work at all.
This is awesome though.
total winner! far better than any of the other contestants.
Anne Frank is going to eat your face when she gets wind of this. She’s like that.
Sorry, kelz. Meant for that to be a new comment.
Speaking of Anne Frank, a girl I used to date tried to get into the porn industry down in Van Nuys… She ended up doing fetish… Her first film: The Diarhhea of Anne Frank. Awesome!
http://www.thechrisivesexperience.com/blog/2007/08/the-chris-ive-2.html
Peace out!
Love,
Adolf Hitler!
amazing that its been hours since Portnoy’s last idiotic tirade….its unfortunate, I want to hear more spouting about the neocon leftist jews.
He’s playing like Hitler!
lol. And there we have it folks. A white person with such hate for Bush he actually went for the “Hitler is more honorable” shot.
This reductum ad hitlerum is offensive to the nazi party.
All human beings can be neatly filed into one of two categories: People I Agree With, and People Who are Just Like Portnoy’s Complaint!
wow. wow. WOW. yeah, I’m a straight woman, but me *and* my lesbian friends agree with this guy.
Initially like “oh no they didn’t”… But yeah, it comes full circle in the end.
Bravo, kudos, keep writing. Hey, SWPL, can you hire this one?
Hands down winner
Finally, a real winner! Thank you for showing that humor, intelligence and creative writing can be achieved in 350 words!
Japan isn’t civilized?
You should do a word count on this entry. It was over 400 words, and thus did not adhere to the guideline that entries not exceed 350 words. Apparently, it took this “winner” more than 350 words to showcase his “humor, intelligence and creative writing.”
Portnoy, some people liked Hitler in the very beginning, when he was “leading the struggle against Godless communism.” In other words, before they knew what he was really about.
Portnoy, I’ve been debating for weeks whether or not to respond to your many anti-jewish remarks. Finally, today, I thought to myself “I don’t feel like working…might as well.”
First, let me say that the only way that I could be any more of a WASP is if I’d been born and raised in the appropriate part of New England (instead of Houston, Texas). My point being that I’m not jewish. Now having said that, I can honestly say that I’ve never understood antisemitism. I’m serious: I honestly don’t get it. I’m 49, I’m educated, I’ve been to many far-flung corners of the globe. My point being that I haven’t been living under a rock.
In my life I have gotten to know ten-to-twelve jewish men & women either very well or reasonably well. With just one exception they were all of demonstrably above average intelligence & education. (That one exception I think fried her brain with drugs; _great_ in the sack though!!). They were all polite, civil, in most cases openly friendly; practiced the golden-rule, “Treat others…” Law-abiding, productive members of society. Probably didn’t litter.
Geez guy, what more do you want?!?! Exactly what has a jewish person ever done to you? (And don’t respond with that “they secretly control the planet” nonsense; if you’ve ever watched _X-Files_ you *know* who/what controls the planet; I jest).
The following is probably going to get me attacked here but I actually understand prejudice against blacks. I’m sorry guys–I really am–but my extended family and I have been on the receiving end of entirely too much black-on-white crime. I grew up with some of that “Kumbiya, let’s-all-join-hands” nonsense but like the saying goes, “a liberal is a conservative who hasn’t been mugged yet.” Geez but it is _true_. (Here in Houston we have a dearth of Thomas Sowell, Bill Cosby blacks and an overabundance of Mike Tyson, O.J. Simpson blacks; think _The Wire_).
Portnoy, the point of the preceeding paragraph is that I have certain negative feelings towards blacks because so many of them have actually done bad things to my family and I. (I guess as their strange way of saying thank you for my father and I and other family members having gone to war to defend them; *cough*). In ’85 or ’86 someone in a position to know told me that in the entire Texas criminal justice system there were exactly eight jews (year and/or number may be off).
Again, Portnoy, what more do you want?! –Jeff in Houston, Texas
has anyone met a white person who celebrates Stalin or Mugabe? and white people only point out the positive accomplishments of Lenin or Castro to put their negative traits on a spectrum. maybe i read this wrong or misunderstood but i’m a whiter shade of pale and have never seen these dictators celebrated like Che. know anyone who wears a Mao t-shirt?
it is quite good, despite the incomplete sentence at the end.
you’re at home wanking off
you’re a wanker
dude – dont you have a job?
again, get your own blog
i think you are jewish
all of these posts are just a bunch of BS and a waste of time.
this format is the AM-Talk radio ‘listner call-in’ show of the wired-clic. the Over-50 crowd.
everyone who has an opinion is allowed to express it – without any checks on quality. the barrier to entry is a keyboard, 1 finger to type, and free wireless at the coffee shop.
what a waste of electricity
I agree! Anyone who doesn’t think so is just like Hitler!
Who is Reagen and what did he do wrong?
GWB also probably couldn’t write a book to save his life!
And that’s an accomplishment?
This was the single most awesome posting I have ever seen on Stuff White People Like.
Just 2 nights ago I was participating in a Quiz Night at a pub in San Francisco and some jackass at the table compared Bush to Hitler! I was AMAZED that any rational person would do that, and at a social event no less!
Of course I had no decent comeback at the time and thought it might be funny to e-mail the jerk and include a link to the Republican National Committee, or tell him “stupid is as stupid does” (both lame ideas) Instead, the next time I see this guy, I will simply tell him to go to this website and read the entry.
BTW–ALL of my friends will be receiving a copy of Stuff White People Like on July 2!
Huh? Everyone I know who enjoys this blog is around 30. The main quality requirement here is called “humor” (aka farce, sarcasm, irony, etc.), which apparently you’re deficient in.
I can understand your outrage at anyone who has an opinion being allowed to express it – that’s also known as an open democracy, which usually includes free speech. (This is an example of sarcasm, by the way, in case you have trouble spotting it.)
If this blog’s audience is some bourgeois elite (implied in your “wireless at the coffee shop” comment), then bravo that they can laugh at themselves. Get over it!
I’m gonna be a White Person today!!!
White People can be compared to Hitler.
Hitler was a vegetarian who hated smoking. White People are often vegetarians and they really hate smoking.
Hitler was very concerned about jews living in places where they apparently are not supposed to live, like today’s White People are with the jews in Israel.
Hitler, like White People, was very worried about people being able to buy stuff that came from other countries, so they both oppose ‘free trade’, and support ‘fair trade’ which is a euphamism for ‘rules that make people buy stuff produced domestically’.
By far, the best White People blog entry ever.
You captured the total elitism of rich white people trying to “help the poor” from their ivory castles.
Reagan was the best president of the 20th century. His wrong? His austrian economic stance was not aggressive enough.
This limited joke is played out.
Whilst I enjoyed reading about Stuff White People Like, I made a gross error in not passing this on to my white friends. One of them (hey, Kat!) emailed the link, and I had to confess—oh the shame!—that I knew (of) Stuff White People Like. I heard about this site from reading one of the white blogs, like Instapundit. Hey, that’s another thing white people like—reading blogs like Instapundit; (hanging my head in shame) so do I. Now I’ve compromised my authenticity—yo! yo! wassup wit’ that yo! Ah, I feel better already.
Great piece, much fun. Thanks.
Only someone like Hitler would write a column like this.
And have you been to Detroit, Haiti, New Orleans, or the former Rhodesia (which, by the way, is now known as Zimbabwe)?
If you knew anything about the history of the places you mentioned, you would be aware of the fact that both white people AND black people (and probably any other people who happened to be there at the time) contributed more or less equally to the problems that befell said place.
You have also proven that you have a selective memory for historical facts. Zimbabwe has been Zimbabwe since 1980, which, according to scholars, qualifies it for submission into the category of Modern History.
Perhaps you should do some fact-checking before you post submissions, Portnoy, and also before you tell other people to do the same.
I’m delighted to see this topic addressed. One of the problems with what I call the Worse Than Hitler Movement is that it eliminates a universal constant in morality: If Bush really is worse than Hitler, who’s worse than Bush? Because let’s face it, he isn’t the worst thing that’s ever happened to the world. And if Hitler has been replaced as the Worst Thing Ever, where do you go from there? I don’t think people should even be so quick to choose another well known world leader, start with something like Worse Than That Douchebag At The Deli or Worse Than Mr. Grotsky Up The Block. Then work into regional celebrities, entertainment personalities (Worse Than Spike Lee), and sports stars (Worse Than John McEnroe or Tonya Harding). Then maybe start with the punditry (Worse Than Alex Jones), A list celebrities (Worse Than Madonna) and THEN political leaders.
That way your equivocating has some moral depth to it. If you go straight for the bottom on your first strike there’s no where to go but up, and there are a LOT of schmucks out there. Why go for broke on your first pass?
Another thing that white people love is to bitch and whine.
Sorry, what’s missing from this (actually lame) attempt at humor is that it’s only white “liberal/progressive, effete, between the ages of 18-40, insecure males and conflicted female” people who compare to Hitler those people with whom they disagree. Also, in 2004, many of these very same people were seen carrying signs which said: “sorry world, I voted for Kerry.” These same people have been referred to as “moonbats.”
There, fixed it for you.
Maybe he threw himself into the drink and rid us all of his stupidity!
But seriously, the only reason he acts like this is because he gets a reaction from people (me included). I feel sorry for the guy, he’s so full of bile.
Also, the thought just occured to me that reading his posts is proof that the First Amendment actually works (even if it doesn’t always work in my favor 🙂 )
While I understand the use of “white people” is not meant seriously, and does contain potential for much humor, it is
still racist. It’s as racist as the NAACP, or universities that
discriminate on the basis or race, or the govt. forms that
prompt me to fill in the term that most closely describes my race. The language we use shapes our perceptions. And it’s also the repetition of these terms that reinforces the divisions in society.
I’ve never understood the ‘worse than Hitler’ agrument.
Hitler on his own couldn’t have done anything – he had lots of help, active and tacit support, etc. He was just a craqy loon. There’s probably 10 people in my office who would go Hitler on us if they were given the power.
It seems that a better statement would be ‘worse than a bunch of Nazi’s’.
What’s up with the Germans – tried to conquer Europe twice in 25 years?
If you go by national polls, I would image Pelosi marks the true bottom of the barrel…
I agree with you on that!
Did you honestly check?……..crazy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE!
@ Muggins- learn how to take a friggin joke.
Can we get serious for one minute. I mean, Hitler really wasn’t all that bad when you get right down to it. He was an artist. He was an enlisted man. And there were some definite positives to his thoughts on social engineering.
Then lets take rocket science. Superhighways. Jet aircraft. Where we would be today without the Fuhrer?
Thank you.
Was Hitler really THAT bad? He was a decorated war hero, who never smoke, nor drank, loved animals & was a vegetarian. He
would’ve made a perfect PETA member. (They surely display Hitlerian zeal in their efforts)
He was a social progressive who ended depression in Germany, provided jobs & universal health care to everyone, was a pioneer of unified Europe, staunchly opposed capitalist American government etc etc.
Hitler was a real trend-setter, emulated by many today.
Yah. We kinda get that already.
This is your first day reading this blog, isnt it?
OMG, I almost chocked on my salad reading your reply. Just sublime!
My first and last. Lame.
Portnoy, would you please tell us why, for all your hatred of the Jews, your SN is also the title of a terrific book by JEWISH author Philip Roth? A hallmark of 20th century Jewish literature, at that!
Are you being deliberately ironic? I’m thinking that your online persona is simply a parody, that behind that keyboard of yours sits a lanky, black-haired twenty-something with an Asian girlfriend named Vivian, Elvis Costello glasses over his eyes, Yo La Tengo in his ears, and an MFA degree from Columbia on your wall, writing breathtakingly ignorant and hateful posts that he doesn’t actually mean from his studio apartment in Allston, MA for postmodern shits and giggles. Or something like that.
Of course, you could be exactly what you seem: a racist, ignorant, uncouth, and COWARDLY slimeball with a bad combover and even worse reasoning skills who has no problem calling women who have the temerity to disagree with you “cunts”. Still, I don’t think your average Stormfront poster has the mental wattage come up with a screen name like Portnoy’s Complaint on their own. They’re just not that clever.
So, tell us, Portnoy, if you have the fucking STONES to do so, is your whole schtick a ruse? Is Vivian cute?
What’s up with your screen name, Portsy?
I KNEW it! If he means it, he’s sad and sick. If he doesn’t mean it, and has been going on like this for months, he’s just pathetic.
Which is worse is up to you…
This one was hilarious. And those of you who would try to criticize this entry and suggest that the blog itself shouldn’t exist–well, you’re as bad as Hitler.
I mean really, hasn’t enough time passed where we may begin to look at the entire record of Chancellor Hitler; both the highs *and* the lows?
It’s a matter of putting things into the proper context ; )
I gotta agree with some of the other commenters. With all the submission’s that were received I’m surprised a repackaging of Godwin’s law has been awarded.
I love this blog. Of course, by white he means liberals. Stuff liberals love, but the point is that liberalism is a mostly white mental disorder afflicting almost exclusively nations with a large Caucasian population.
Keep up the good work.
Yogurt. That’s another thing Liberals love. Do an article on that.
Obama is rather famously liberal. So is he white now?
love it love it love it….
this one was my favorite winner!
You mean like Bush’s speech in Israel where he compared Obama to Hitler?
And “feminazis.”
Based on your opinion of white people, I’m guessing you’ve never met any conservatives. Let’s try something: What color do you think Dick Cheney is?
LMAO!
Classic entry.
As the wrong kind of white person I couldn’t agree more.
I upped a video a few days ago mocking just this sort of thing whilst engaging in just this sort of thing.
All crammed into ten manic minutes.
It features:
– Tim Robbins being a fascist prick.
– Robbins advocating corporative prickiness at the invitation of the National Asociation of Broadcasters.
– Sarandon & Fonda nodding & snickering behind Tim’s back.
– Robspierre surrendering.
– Wehrmacht marching into Paris.
– Random peace-mongering rappers.
– Cheering Volk circa1934.
– Cheering Volk circa 2007.
– Scientologist space alien from an imaginary future flying a NAZI junkers airplane.
– Joseph Goebbels emulating a Democrat.
– Democrats emulating Joseph Goebbels.
– The Associated Press.
– Indymedia emanating from a 1938 “Volksempfanger” – peoples radio.
– FDR flag porn from the 1930’s.
– National Recovery Act Hollywood propaganda clips.
– Saddam being humiliated.
– Spicoli, Che, and Chavez pimping.
– Communist greens.
– An old school Cylon.
– A hot new school Cylon giving symbolic birth to an American flag bearing an illuminated cross.
– Subliminal Benito Mussolini on the cover of Time magazine.
– Charlie Chaplin.
– Exploding planet earth.
– Commies blowing up a GOP elephant.
– Ming the Merciless.
– Hobo dodging a train and ducking behind Stonehenge.
– Pissed off hobo flipping America off.
– Teen anarchist flipping America off.
– Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
– Fire and Brimstone.
– Abu musab al Zarqawi.
– Zarqawi dispatched to Jahanam with a 2000lb bomb.
– Earliest filmed fascist assassination.
– Assassin cut down by French swordsman.
– NAZI era swing propaganda music sing along with chanting Bush haters.
– Chimpy McBushitler.
– Tin-foil hat wearing chimp.
– Upside down flag.
– Right side up flags.
– SF beach impeachers.
– Neville Chamberlain appeasing.
– Karl Rove ruining Barney’s Christmas tree.
– JFK cult classic.
– Hippies protesting.
– Hippies blowing horns & beating drums.
– Hitler youth blowing horns & beating drums.
– Hippies holding signs and waving gay peace flags.
– Hippies doing sign language.
– Hippie flop sweat smeared camera lenses.
– More hippies.
– Hezbollah.
– Palestinian Suicide bomber youth.
– What Palestinian Suicide bomber youth end up doing.
– A dancing chicken.
– Bill Clinton smirking with a Cuban cigar.
– Prominent Democrats toasting, hugging, and/or kissing various sundry tyrants.
– Some guy in a donkey suit.
– Richard Nixon.
– God.
– Satan nodding along with disembodied protester voice.
– Chairman Mao.
…And More
Reductio ad Hitlerum FTW!
;^)
I get down on knees and pray–sorry, readand recite sections of the works of–real progressive white people like Lenin and Stalin and de facto whites like Pol Pot and Bob Mugabe. It makes me so happy I’m not like all the rest who’re just like Hitler.
you’re not a real WHITE person. you’re a real asshole.
apparently you don’t listen to anyone except bigoted hillbillies.
grow a spine and think for yourself. no one wants to read your racist rhetoric.
i think you are more racist and bigoted than you accuse the jews of being.
not to mention, you’re a huge dick about it.
do you have a life, or do you just spend all of your time looking reasons to hate jews?
you hate them for doing exactly what you’re doing: blaming others.
you’re fucktarded. and blind. and more backwards than anyone else on here.
you’re just pissed because he nailed you.
you don’t impress any of us.
damn you’re annoying.
and suspicious. you’re probably always wondering if someone poisoned your food or cut your brake lines. probably those damn jews.
Whoever came up with this entry is a fucking genius. I bow down on my knees and worship you. LOL This entry is too good, I had to make a post and say THANK YOU. Oh my god. This is awesome.
there is no such comparison in bush’s speech to the knesset. i’ve read the speech from beginning to end twice.
bush does comment on what a u.s. senator said way back in 1939 about hitler’s invasion of poland, and even in that comment, he never compared that senator to hitler.
but again, a liberal doesn’t deny the liberal tactic, they just make it morally relative by accusing someone else of doing it too.
In my humble, white opinion, this one should have been the absolute winner!
He got a white mama, don’t he?
I prefer to use the term “bourgeois socialist” to “liberal”.
Liberalism to me means something completely different.
and he did a good bit to help stabilzie world population
ZPG –
how about coining a new phrase….
“he’s as good as hitler.”
This is the craziest thing I ever heard neo-conservatives are NOT former Leftists. They are free-marketeers. Those who believe that capitalism is the fairest system for adjudicating wealth, goods and resources. Something the left has never, ever believed in.
If there are a so-called disproportionate number of jews representing the neo-conservative movement it is probably because plenty of them are wealthy and would like to remain that way. In Canada here the big neo-cons are as WASPY white as they come starting with our prime minister Stephen Harper.
Dude, rich people just love money, regardless of religion, race or creed.
And in your country, the land of free-market worship, the big fat neocons are whities too. Was Reagan, the epitomy of neoconservatism a jew? The grandaddy of all neocons, Francis Fukuyama is also likely not a jew.
This tickles my white funny bone.
this reminds me of that scene in “i heart huckabees” where mark wahlberg compares the suburban family to hitler, and jean smart yells, “you’re the hitler! we took in a sudanese refugee!”
You are so literal, and perhaps dense too, dude.
Bush said “some senator” and linked him to “appeasement” in the same sentence. It was clear to anyone with a grip on the candidates positions, world history, or a clue how to read between the lines what he meant.
I know. do you mean Liberalism as in individualism and frankly, the marketplace, a la Locke, Mill or Adam Smith? Hardly champions of minority interests.
Perfect. I’m gonna use that. Positive presentation with a sadistic interpretation! “Obama, he’s as good as Hitler.”
Whites that don’t like Hitler are not White.
His mother was a White whore who got knocked up at 17 by a Kenyan deadbeat negro who never met Barack.
Barack wrote a book about how his negro dad left him illegitimate.
Obama’s White family raised him and taught him White values. But Obama still hates Whites…..which proves that mixes always identify with the LOWER CASTE.
MY god how cannot Whites see this???????????
If you are White in the 21s Century, and cannot see that Hilter was right, then you are beyond all hope and probably should not try to be a part of White survival (and our European/Western culture) in the future. Just race-mix and doom us further.
True. Good Post.
There are not many Whites alive who can hold a candle to Hiter.
Clander is the epitome of our distress and failure as a race. No wonder the jews gave him a book deal to make fun of our race.
Look, Hitler WAS LOVED.
Commie/Leftists were hated.
Nobody ever threw flowers at Stalin or any jew.
Hitler was the greatest White, and that’s why everyone loved him.
We’ve all seen the pictures. No worry about “rape” or gang-banging in nazi germany. It was a bliss the White race may never, ever see again.
You are an idiot Hitler was loved, not hated. You must not be White.
You had no comeback?
Are you kidding???????????
1) Hitler was a man, he served in combat
2) Hitler would never fight a neocon war for jews
3) Hitler would never leave the borders open to anti-White racists
4) Hitler would never let his country become a communist totalitarian state.
My God……..Bush is a liberal’s dream. Bush is more like Stalin than Hitler.
Hitler was one of the last Whites that understood what was good about Western Civliization (which is almost dead, as our nation becomes another Brazil shithole).
How can any sane White person, that wants to have a family someday, dislike Hitler???? It boggles the mind.
Whites are down to about 7% of the world’s population. White women should WAKE THE FVCK up and think about our race.
PS Those douche bag White male traitors that mix with Asians are obviously just as bad.
Who wants to beceome “David Rodriguez” mexican and flush OUR HISTORY and unique genetic make up down the toilet forever?
Why would any White person do such a thing? and destroy diversity in the process?
Fuck “anne frank”
let talk about Rachel Corrie.
at least she was an American
Your lesbian friends are freaks of nature, and statistics and biology texts prove it.
Losers.
True.
Hitler’s big mistake (as far as Whites go)…..actually Churchill’s, was starting a White civil war in which 40 million White Christians perished.
More White Christians died than did the “6 million”. Wake up whites.
Excellent post.
Factually and historically true.
ha ha…..name calling means you have no argument.
Losers.
You guys suck and you know it. ha ha
I suggest you go to stormfront.org and post in “opposing views”.
Seriously.
Just because you understand blacks’ anti-White hatreds, yet never have been exposed to jewish anti-White hatreds, I suggest you read more about it.
You can either visit a bona fide SWPL site like stormfront, or if you think you are still on some kind of “high horse”, then BY ALL MEANS, go to the opposing views forum and see how far you get……or are willing to proceed as a traitor. Go for it.
Most white-hating Whites are so because they lack knowledge about our history.
Jews maintain that Israel is a “Jewish” state so they can EXCLUDE the Palestinians from ever having the right to vote there.
Racist.
Nuremburg.
Not Democratic.
Portnoy, you didn’t answer my question: what has a jew ever done to you? Did a “jewish bank” forclose on your mortgage or something?
The suggestion that I’m any kind of a traitor is preposterous. I went to war for America, did you? My definition of a coward and a slacker is an able-bodied american man who hasn’t shared in the risk by serving in the military. “Freedom isn’t free.”
The amazing thing about that comment is that it took so long to get posted. Naturally it fell on someone with the screen name “Churchill was a drunk” to do so. I suppose that the advanced white people reading these comments simply assumed it was self-evident and universally understood, so it didn’t bear repeating.
You gotta love it. The Bush haters just can’t help but reveal, yet again, how completely true this post is, even after being ruthlessly mocked for doing so. It’s coming to life before our very eyes! You’d think they’d take a break, go out and plant another “IMPEACH BUSH / CHENEY” yard sign, plaster another “1.20.09” bumper sticker on the Prius (or New Beetle or Civic Hybrid, etc), and call it a day.
I haven’t read thru the rest of the comments yet (and probably won’t), but I can only assume there are more grammatically impeccable diatribes to follow, on such exciting subjects as BIG OIL, the “stolen” 2000 election, “McSame,” Hurricane Katrina, and who knows what else……
Portnoy has officially been owned. Slam dunk. Jeff from Houston has totally destroyed him. Does the dude seriously have nothing better to do? Portnoy spends more time & effort on this blog than clander does. (And clander’s getting PAID for what he’s writing…)
Uhh, wrong?
Why he’s Dick-colored, of course! 😀
Please tell me that’s sarcasm…
That traitor got what was coming.
I think there’s a stronger possibility that he is a RKOWP as he says, and only makes the statements he does to get everyone worked up. I’m giving Portnoy about a 50% chance of being a fake persona created and managed by a card carrying lefty.
The main thing that makes me doubt it at this point is that in an earlier post he actually knew what a neocon really is (in his unique segragationist way). I wouldn’t really expect that out of a liberal–even one masquerading as a conservative. A neocon is not just a conservative. A neocon is someone who feels that the U.S. should militarily enforce democracy on hostile nations (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/neoconservative), and can actually be a political liberal in other respects.
It’s a shame there will never be any way of knowing for sure if Portnoy is real or not.
“Oprah is a LESBIAN.”
What a coincidence… so was Hitler!
Who will whites be listening to in 25 years? Neither Hitler nor clander. If they’re the right kind of white people they’ll be listening to whomever NPR tells them to listen to.
White people have spent the last 70 years perfecting this technique, not 30. Hitler was the Time Man of the year for 1938.
Negative points for not so much as mentioning Godwin’s law.
The entry winners weren’t great. Things white people like that should have been covered:
1. Lists,
2. Aspects of nostalgia that haven’t been covered yet,
3. Commenting,
4. Thinking what they do matters,
5. Caring about things for a few seconds (ie posting that most of the world is poor, then posting that they went to Walmart to get a new rack for their dvds because they had so many dvds they needed a bigger rack.) A private, temporary awareness.
6. Money
7. Shopping
8. Complaining and not doing anything
9. Being unhappy
10. The internet
Yet another brilliant send-up of little Portnoy’s Complaint. “you’re probably always wondering if someone poisoned your food or cut your brake lines.” Fantastic.
“This is because, with the exception of Hitler,
oppressive dictators share a passion for many of the things white people love- such as universal health care, conspiracy theories, caring about poor people while being filthy rich, and cool hats.”
While Hitler was of course the most horrible person in modern history, if not all of human history, this statement is incorrect. Hitler’s National Socialist regime was, indeed, socialist and included extended worker’s rights, universal healthcare, prohibition of child labor, he had incredibly exaggerated conspiracy theories, and his programs worked to equalize the disparity between rich and poor for German ‘citizens’. This is an example of why socialism and populism do not work because along with progressive warmonging (like Woodrow Wilson of the early 20th century) Hitler bankrupted the German state while ridding the world of some of the greatest people this world produced. People should be careful not to confuse genocide and insanity with fascism. Italian fascism included many modern of the same political/social platforms and did not pursue genocide until forced to by Hitler’s invasion. Fascism is very, very similar to socialism and communism except it general defines ‘universal’ as ‘all of the state’ rather than ‘all of the world’ like in Marxist socialism.
And a Rolex.
Hitler was not the “most horrible person” in history. LOL!
For chrissakes read history, not propaganda.
Hitler bankupted the German state? Gee, I noticed that after WW2 Churchill accomplished that same thing!
Anyone who knows anything about history knows that AT CERTAIN TIMES in a nation’s development a monarchy or (pejorative) dictator can achieve more, and can lift a nation faster.
Look at China today.
Germany in the 1930’s.
Sure democracy is a good goal, but at certain times and under certain circumstances it is not the most beneficial model.
the Knesset is very Nazi-like.
Israel has Nuremburg-like citizenship laws. Israel is trying to increase its living space. Israel is trying to destroy anyone that would object to their supremacist state and ideology.
Hilarious! And too true!
Since white people were in the 5th grade and first learning to think about politics and history, they’ve been comparing anyone they don’t like to Hitler.
Oddly enough, both liberals AND conservatives do this so it seems to be an all around White Logical Fallacy.
It’s gotten to the point that my rule for political message boards is “Whoever brings up Hilter/ the Nazis/ Germany first loses!”
Snoop Dogg, many thanx! 🙂
Opposites attract. Now the whole world is a melting pot. There won’t be many “David Rodriguez” Mexicans in the future. My sister married a white man. My three brothers married white women. And I don’t see anything wrong with that. This is a free country! I was the only one in our family to marry a Mexican and have 100% Mexican children.
P.S. Why is everyone trying to be a Portnoy’s complaint wannabe?
Help stop climate change – turn off your computer….
…..because you’re at that computer—which is using electricity, which was likely produced by burning some fossil fuel—you’re indirectly responsible for emitting another 60 grams of CO2 per hour.
Alex Wissner-Gross, a physics doctoral student at Harvard, and Tim Sullivan, a history of art doctoral student at Yale, have created a small piece of software—a “widget,” in Web 2.0 parlance—that publishers can plug into the code of their websites. The widget, called CO2Stats, measures the amount of time visitors spend on each page, adds it up, calculates the amount of carbon dioxide released as a result, and displays the running total. The idea is to make publishers (and readers) more aware that the Internet—as a giant collection of servers and routers and phone lines and fiber-optic cables and networking devices and home PCs that all run on electricity—has a real environmental impact.
“Information communications technology in the industrialized world accounts for about 2 percent of overall CO2 emissions,” says Wissner-Gross. “One could say ‘It’s only 2 percent of the pie, so let’s attack transportation or some other carbon source,’ but that’s not being visionary enough. Information technologies are some of the easiest-to-attack portions of the pie.”
you’re like hitler
oh, now that I’ve read this, i’m NEVER going to check my emails again! I can change the environment, YIPPEE!
Speaking of which, Portnoy’s complaint seems to be on here quite a bit, commenting on everything, so isn’t that ironic?
i’m sure he’s buying carbon offsets
is SWPL for real?
hitler diddled your mama
‘acheive’ is too subjective to be a valid point
That sounds good as long as it’s not you or me and our friends and families getting thrown in jail or slaughtered to benefit “the cause”
I think this one would be my winner.
http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/
You Fascism apologists are just like Hitler.
Funny post. Correction though, national health care was established in Germany in 1883 (making it the first such program in modern history, hooray white people!), so it wasn’t anything Hitler introduced.
.. except that they didn’t.
The first world war happened as a result of Germany coming to Austria’s “aid” when the Austrians started a war as a reaction to the assasination of their prince.
And as a german three generations after WW2, I detest the ignorant opinions of those claiming Hitler did good, wasnt “such a bad person” or even “a great man”.
He was a megalomaniac who drove the german people into ruin and despair, brought nothing but suffering to europe, abuse natural econimcs cicles as a justification to his reig, a terrible painter, got his medal “only” becuase he was wounded in WW1.
The german people were blindsighted, ignorant and not informed enough to be teh foudnation of a healthy democracy. Article 48 of the Weimar Constitution gave the Chancelor (that would be Hitler) nearly limitless power. By the time the people noticed what kind of monster their “government” was, it was too late.
Learn a bit more about world history and socio-economic backgrounds to it, and don’t try to pass off an autobahn or two as a proof of good character.
Hey, people call me that…but feminazis rock!
This is a rip-off (elaborated, but still a rip) of a Bill Mahar ‘Rule’ on Hitler in his book from like 5 yrs ago…
the quote:
“Krystal Not”
Stop saying anybody or anything is like the Nazis. Republicans aren’t like the Nazis. Neo-Nazis aren’t even like the Nazis. Nothing is like the Nazis.
how many SS officers were ‘fragged’ by their own? not many i bet. the reason Schlinder was so celebrated becuase he was the only 1 who stepped up to rescue jews in such a manner. OK , the guy who tried to blow up Hitler was OK too. but few and far between , amigo.
and the East Germans stepped up to that Stasi role pretty quick. not too much convincing needed there…at least the Czechs, Hungarians and Poles revolted some against the Soviets.
hitler ‘drove’ to ruin a bunch of people who hopped eagerly on the bus…
Try to make the same arguement with the Japs, and see how far you get…not many people will believe that the rape of Nanking was just becuase the japs were ‘blindsighted’ (the expression is blind-sided, Hans)
And yes, the italian fascists were a bunch of sick fuchs too. we should have bombed the vatican while we had the chance in WW2. It would have ended the war in Italy much sooner.
Yes, it´s true and add the cell phones.
But we need those things to make money, to be available and to lie and to try.
Chao amigos, nos queda poco tiempo.
Add the industry and the finance and mention the rise and fall of Arturo Ui to see what the us-information-center brings up next.
Hitler´s theory is off the hook, because he was not allowed to fulfill his programm.
They needed a dictator and the found one.
The disparity rose during his time as chancellor.
The German Bank, Siemens, The Strauss-family or Adenauer
won by this time and the majority lost life and fathers and
mothers and peace and honour.
It´s time to listen.
Thank you.
The Good times were before 1939 i believe.
And China had there Greatest time during the Han dynasty
and France with Napolean Buonaparte or what?
Those ignorant post from people who repeat the treat of
mankind are dangerous.
It´s very important to ensure democracy in all states and
times.
yellow
Don’t believe everything you read, college boy
This makes the Bush Administration the Whitest in history.
You are worse than a Hitler, you are a Stalin and if you get any worse you will be a Mao!
I am just kidding of course.
Honestly, raising Hitler in conversation as a means of shutting up someone in a debate is my universal sign of someone blowing smoke out their ass.
The first person to use Hitler as a comparison loses the argument. PERIOD.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA. i love this site.
Reagen ‘defeated’ communism…only to help further outsourcing american jobs to China.
Every American Freedom Pin and Freedom Flag is made in China.
Half the crap at Target, IKEA and WalMart is made in China.
We watch our Fox News AND the Daily Show on
I would say that Americans of all kinds (Rednecks, Mexis, Yids, Yuppies, blue-collars etc) LOVE dictators, based on where they spend their money.
China already outsources some labor (steel for ex.) to North Korea….so collectively we support slave labor, dictators and communism there too.
What about the Holocaust, asshole?
Portnoy, is that you?
Howie, let me fix this for you.
“Whites WHO don’t like Hitler are not EVIL.”
There, much better.
What is like the Nazis then?
OK, Hitler. Geeez who let Hitler post here? Friggin Nazi.
Howie, I just want to let you know: miscegenation is one of my favorite activities ;).
Don’t knock it you’ve tried it, baby!
most of the jews are white…at least here in Panama RP…so thats why they feel with authority when compare something or someone to Hitler…jajaja…very funny blog…!!!
Stuff White People Like: Saying “Friggin”
totally. ad hominim attacks.
Comparisons to Hitler aren’t always wrong, but Hitler references are definitely used too often to shut down an argument.
hahahahahahahahahahahah
isn’t it so cool that we’re allied with israel
ummmm, yes. my white parents recently compared atheists to hitler. wtf?
(note: it didn’t shut down the argument, but it did turn things less civil)
“You’re worse than Bush” is my personal favourite. Then again, lots of people compare him to Hitler…
Spot on about the other dictators, sometimes I think white people are crazy with their love for cruel people like Castro, Mao and that dude on the t-shirts. I’m surprised more white people aren’t loving Robert Mugabe, but maybe it’s because he became notorious for targeting white people, and not brown people like all of the dictators they love so much. It’s weird because white people are supposed to love brown people yet the white people are always supporting the cruel dictators who oppress them. Instead, they blame America for it somehow.
Good grief. I’m a white person and I’m starting to hate white people. What’s with all the jew-baiting? Hitler’s been dead for 60 years. He was an evil, murderous bastard who practically destroyed the world.
Hey Portnoy, why does a racist anti-semite have the handle of a Jewish character in a novel written by one of the best-selling Jewish authors of Jewish-themed novels in contemporary America? You do know Portnoy’s Complaint is a masturbation fantasy, don’t you?
I sure can, dumb ass.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You and Portnoy ought to get together. Hold hands and jump off a bridge, an extremely high bridge.
Right on Jimmy, I’ve had the same thought. No one could be like Portnoy and be real, But this pseudo ego of his is kind of scary even if it is a fabrication.
You’re a fucking Nazis. Not frigging Nazis but a fucking Nazis.
You gotta be a little bit ill.
Wrong again. I do however, like cats that look like Hitler.
Don’t forget that we understand the whole Middle East problem. The Israeli’s are the new Nazi’s! None of the brown people can see that, but it’s obvious to everyone in my Rotary club.
The march of Jewish Trotskyites (who understandably became former Stalinists when Stalin began his purges) to neo-conservatism is well documented. The primary impetus was to find a home for their support of Israel. The Stupid Party (Republicans) and Stupid People (Conservatives) fit the bill.
Fukuyama? Jane Kirkpatrick? Bill Bennett? No doubt leading Feith, Frum, Wolfowitz, Perle, Indyk, Kagan, the Kristols, Libby and Abrams.
Neo-cons support big government, big war, affirmative action and open borders. Not quite conservative, not quite capitalist. But they support Israel and that’s what matters.
Labels are deceptive. Results don’t lie. A $3 trillion war. 4,000+ dead Americans (80+% of whom were white and 0.00% of whom were Jew). Mitzvah, itz.
Somehow your use of the word ‘Dude’ suggests minimal employment options on your part. But I could be wrong.
‘Dude, I object. Prosecution is leading the witness.’
‘Dude, scalpel.’
‘So dudes, this quarter has offered challenges and management has successfully met those challenges. We continue to open new markets…’
Not presuming to answer for PC, but the short answer is Marx, Freud and Barbara Streisand. Maybe Frank Gehry (Goldberg).
Otisville federal prison has more than 8 Jewish prisoners (unofficially it is the Jewish prison in the U.S., Mr. Israel is expected soon). Mike Mills was (is?) co-leader of the federal prison Aryan Brotherhood. But you’re quite correct to say the day of Jewish criminals like the all-Heeb Murder Incorporated or the Purple Gang are over. Well, just overlook Interpol estimates Israeli gangs control 70+% of the global market in E.
The color of crime in America is black. 45% of aggravated rapes. 89% of interracial crime (out of 1.8 million each year). 67% of armed robberies. 52% of murders. An estimated 20% of serial muderers (D.C. snipers, the Zebra killings, Coral Eugene Watts, etc.). ‘Race riot’ is euphemism for blacks attacking whites en masse instead of the usual ‘random’ rapes and muggings.
A logical social policy would seek to mitigate this curse by allowing whites to control blacks. At the very least whites and other non-blacks could enjoy African-free neighborhoods, school and retail shoppes.
Going further non-white immigration would be blocked.
It used to be that way. Blacks were not allowed into mid-town Manhattan until the 1960s (look at old photos and stock movie footage). Non-whites (save for the Japanese who were ‘white’ and were carefully selected by the Japanese government for suitability) did not immigrate to the U.S.
Jews were content with this arrangement. Bernard Baruch had relatives in the KKK (‘Baruch’, Grant).
But some weird mental infection took hold. Jews were at the forefront of forced integration and the 1965 Immigration Reform Act. Blacks were unleashed. The country became increasingly non-white.
Without Jews and their talents none of this would have come to pass. It goes beyond Jews founding and funding the NAACP (which didn’t have a black President until 1973), and being heavily represented in the ACLU.
My theory is Jews have a death wish, for everyone, including themselves. Of the hundreds of neighborhoods destroyed by forced housing integration many were Jewish. Mattapan in Boston. West Chicago. Red Hook in Brooklyn. Entire school systems, employing many Jews, became shite. CCNY became worse than shite. American Jews, once as tough as any Israeli, were now bullied by blacks and Puerto Ricans. Self-abasement at its worst.
Is it therefore fair or even accurate to blame the Jews for what ails us? It doesn’t matter. Jews are insane. Crazy people should be avoided. They shouldn’t formulate domestic and foreign policy. They shouldn’t have access to the professions. They shouldn’t own property.
All of these things are available to Jews in Israel. Why aren’t they there, in their country? It’s as though they gain greater satisfaction from burning down someone else’s house than building their own.
In contrast to the Jewish diaspora the Lebanese and Overseas Chinese versions avoid moral lectures to and cultural destruction of the host society. So it’s not as if market adept/dominant minorities have to behave like Jews.
Jews have been expelled from many countries. Maybe there’s a reason why. In the case of America I’ve given a relatively poor explanation of why Jews are a problem. PC and others can do a better job of it.
Sorry, should have made clear Mike Mills is Jewish.
‘Mexican’ is a nationality. Mexican citizens can be, and are, of any race or religion.
I’m completely ignorant of you and your family, but I’ll bravely (stupidly?) assume you reside in the Caucasian cluster of the Cavalli-Sforza map with typically Spanish characteristics. Tall, fair-skinned, intelligent, demonstrative, expressive, dark hair and eyes. Not given to body fat, somewhat athletic but more towards ‘life’ sports.
If so, the ‘miscegenation’ you describe is more a matter of likes attract. Which is the norm among humans.
The Hispanic population of the U.S. is racially stratified. Note how many prominant Hispanics are ‘fair’ and how many Hispanics at the lower rungs are ‘dark’. Just like Latin America. So instead of Hispanics making race fade they instead augment it.
No one in your family could find a chahate to hook up with? ‘Mom, Dad, this is LaQuesha, the woman I intend to marry.’
Yeah it sucks Turkey murdered Armenians and Pontiac Greeks. And Pol Pot murdered Cambodians. And Kaganavich murdered Ukranians. And the British let the Irish starve to death. And that the Heugenots were forced out of France. And the Atlantic trade in African slaves. And the North African trade in European slaves. And…Hey, wait a fricking minute…
You’re not talking about that, are you? You’re talking about THE ONE, THE ONLY, HOLOCAUST ™, right?
Sorry, my mistake.
Ah, but the jokes on you. It isn’t Hitler who is blamed for Nazi Germany, but rather the Germans. If it were merely Hitler’s fault guilt would have died with him and his cadre. But collective guilt lives on until the entire nation ends.
You cannot be forgiven until the last German dies. The Holocaust Memorial in Berlin isn’t a collection of black slabs, but rather coffins which wait for you.
Haiti has been black-ruled for nearly 200 years. Naturally this means whites deserve full credit for what makes Haiti such a fun-filled paradise.
but is the president above the law? the DA who convicted Charles Manson doesnt think so
listen to the clip:
http://www.prosecutionofbush.com/audio.php
or read the book
In The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder, Bugliosi presents a tight, meticulously researched legal case that puts George W. Bush on trial in an American courtroom for the murder of nearly 4,000 American soldiers fighting the war in Iraq. Bugliosi sets forth the legal architecture and incontrovertible evidence that President Bush took this nation to war in Iraq under false pretenses—a war that has not only caused the deaths of American soldiers but also over 100,000 innocent Iraqi men, women, and children; cost the United States over one trillion dollars thus far with no end in sight; and alienated many American allies in the Western world.
As a prosecutor who is dedicated to seeking justice, Bugliosi, in his inimitable style, delivers a non-partisan argument, free from party lines and instead based upon hard facts and pure objectivity.
A searing indictment of the President and his administration, The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder also outlines a legally credible pathway to holding our highest government officials accountable for their actions, thereby creating a framework for future occupants of the oval office.
Vincent Bugliosi calls for the United States of America to return to the great nation it once was and can be again. He believes the first step to achieving this goal is to bring those responsible for the war in Iraq to justice.
Certain geekier strains of white people even like Godwin’s Law –the popular interpretation of which states that the first person to compare something to Hitler automatically loses the argument. Computer-savvy white people even use this as a verb, as in, “omg, you just Godwinned,” or, “I’m about to Godwin here, but…” when referencing Hitler in conversation. Meta-humor and the white geek is a love affair this blog could talk about for days.
Your point is…what exactly? Evil is evil is evil. Hitler was
responsible for 12 million deaths (6 million Jews, plus Slavs,
Gypsies, political dissidents, and homosexuals, amongst
many others) through the Shoah. I was simply trying tell Howie why most people, save perhaps for the dimbulbs on white supremacist websites and history departments in colleges and universities across the world, do not consider Hitler to be an example of all that is good about Western Civilization.
Mentioning the Shoah does not in any way downplay the evil exhibited in each of those genocides you listed. Your
response, however, to my admittedly emotional rejoinder reeks of rank Judenhass, a rather troubling recent development in some parts of the modern Left.
I’ll get straight to the point here: do you agree that the Shoah was evil? A simple, unqualified, one word answer is sufficient.
In the future, Moshe, do try to read the thread you’re posting to before you actually post. It will make you look less like an idiot.
Also, try to get something resembling a moral imagination.
FWIW, my prayers are with you.
Sounds like you’re quoting columnist/author Dave Barry.
(is it an homage or a rip off?)
if isralie’s are the new nazi’s, and the nazi’s the new jews?
um, that dude on the t-shirts is Che Guevarra. Or maybe you’re seeing Bob Marley t-shirts. From a distance, they look nothing alike.
you’re as good as hitler
Sigh.
One important asterisk: If you are originally from or the child of an immigrant from the nation ruled by the dictator other than Hitler, you are allowed to school the white person(s).
i disagree-I’m more of a Adolf Eichmann kind of guy. it’s a bit more obscure and i really like to make them think
but is the president above the law? the DA who convicted Charles Manson doesnt think so
listen to the clip:
http://www.prosecutionofbush.com/audio.php
or read the book
In The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder, Bugliosi presents a tight, meticulously researched legal case that puts George W. Bush on trial in an American courtroom for the murder of nearly 4,000 American soldiers fighting the war in Iraq. Bugliosi sets forth the legal architecture and incontrovertible evidence that President Bush took this nation to war in Iraq under false pretenses—a war that has not only caused the deaths of American soldiers but also over 100,000 innocent Iraqi men, women, and children; cost the United States over one trillion dollars thus far with no end in sight; and alienated many American allies in the Western world.
As a prosecutor who is dedicated to seeking justice, Bugliosi, in his inimitable style, delivers a non-partisan argument, free from party lines and instead based upon hard facts and pure objectivity.
A searing indictment of the President and his administration, The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder also outlines a legally credible pathway to holding our highest government officials accountable for their actions, thereby creating a framework for future occupants of the oval office.
Vincent Bugliosi calls for the United States of America to return to the great nation it once was and can be again. He believes the first step to achieving this goal is to bring those responsible for the war in Iraq to justice.
who gives? Your mom gives!
Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitresses well, and try the veal!
Ah yes, the ‘ol Hitler reference. It’s what liberal, leftist white people call the “other” white people who don’t subscribe to their propaganda. If the ‘ol “Hitler” reference fails they always fall back on the “racist” reference. As in: “You’re a racist”. It’s just another way white liberals try and manipulate and scare the “other” whites into silence when their unsupportable leftist views are threatened. Oppose such vaunted white liberal strongholds like “diversity” or “multiculturalism” and you’ll be sure to be the victim of the “Hitler” or “racist” attack. One of the reasons is because these poor, white apologists have no clue why they believe in the crap they so readily spew. What they pontificate is really what the regurgitate. They’ve been told by the leftist elite that initiatives like “multiculturalism” is good for the country so often, in spite of growing evidence to the contrary, they believe it wholeheartedly and readily absorb it’s message only to vomit it back up later on. Oppose this masticated bs and be labelled “racist” or “Hitler”. Heil to your labels, white liberal swine…but they no longer stick.
Oh, such big words! Pontificate and regurgitate and masticate! Somebody is giving his thesaurus a real workout. And with all these digestive references, I’m guessing you’re a little fatty, huh, Delphantom? Why don’t you close your books and try living in the real world – I’m sure mommy and daddy will give you everything you need. Then you can pontificate all you like.
Adolph Hitler’s sense of humour has been revealed in a book called ‘The Last Witness’
The dictator would often break from the serious nature of waging his campaign to “pull the legs” of his entourage of generals and hangers on.
His favourite victim was the Luftwaffe chief Herman Goering, who was notoriously fond of awarding himself medals and decorations.
According to the book by the last surviving member of his bunker, Hitler recounted how Mrs Goering found her husband waving a baton over his underwear in the bedroom and asked him what he was doing.
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“He replied: “I am promoting my underpants to OVERpants””, Hitler then joked.
Hitler was said to be so proud of his joke that he had medals made from gold and silver paper for Goering to wear on his pyjamas.
On another occasion he noticed his official photographer Heinrich Hoffman had drunk too much and told him: “Don’t stand to near the fire Heini – you might burst into flames.”
The Fuhrer’s sense of humour, which included disturbing jokes about concentration camp victims, has been revealed in a book called The Last Witness, to be published in Britain later this year.
It is written by Rochus Misch, 90, the telephonist in the Berlin Bunker where Hitler spent his last days before killing himself in April 1945.
No fat here, Johnny. Maybe I was just hungry for some reality. Something you’re in desperate need of. Next time I’ll use smaller words so you’re sure to understand. Ok, Johnny boy? Now run along and live in your fantasy world where there is no homegrown terrorism, Islam is a friendly religion and Western culture isn’t splintered because of mass immigration and the cult of “multiculturalism”. There’s a good boy.
Dear boy, the only insupportable thing about leftist views is the underlying sense of privilege and racism that is sometimes attached to those views. (Or, you know, if the particular left wing person is stupid, I’m sure their ideas are quite muddled.)
I love your use of quotation marks. Damned “multiculturalism” and “diversity” with all that left wing “justice” and “compassion” and “equity.”
I don’t know if somebody would have to be a left-winger to call you a racist, my friend.
Oh, thank God it’s you. I didn’t look at the name before I read the comment, and I thought the infestation of crazy people was spreading.
Oh, my hands are so sore from all the hand-wringing! Whites a minority! Quel dommage!
You should really watch “Bulworth;” the title character had an excellent remedy for racism. He said, “everybody just gotta keep f***ing each other until we’re all the same colour.”
Now, I personally am a proponent for dismantling the systems of racial privilege that you are so keen on upholding. But he does have a point. It would at least shut you up.
Damn! I’m always too late to the party. I was going to go for the “Hitler was a better orator” track.
Dude….just to let you in on a secret:
“The Protocols of the Elders of Zion” was MADE UP.
And…oh snap for irony! I’m about to pull out a Hitler/Nazi reference.
“The label ‘Judeo-Bolshevism’ was used in Nazi Germany to equate Jews with communists, implying that the communist movement served Jewish interests and/or that all Jews were communists.” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Bolshevism)
Because it’s totally logical for a religious group to create a huge political machine to outlaw religion.
All of the sudden I’m really very sad for you. You don’t know Jews, or whites, or anything except your own poison-filled mind.
Seriously, how do you know Jews? From some random Jewish people you met? Or what your Dad told you? Or what you learned from the friends or Internet sites that substitute for a family?
It must be really terrible for you to spend every day filled with such a deep anger (or fear?) that you need to live it out through anti-Semitism and through turning “White” into some kind of idol.
Why do you even come here?
Oh God, it’s so true that it hurst. My husband had a Soviet Flag in his university days.
HURTS. It hurts, it doesn’t hurst.
Great blog! I love it.
People are either racists or liars.
JEWS are NOT white. End of argument.
Kiss my carbon ass print.
Look at who dominates all forms of media and the answer is clear why Hitler is the constantly recycled bad guy. Unfortunately, my kids are in publik skoolz and EVERY year there is some sort of holocaust indoctrination. Between school, tv, film and books (f*** Elie “Weasle”) we whites are made to feel guilty whether or not we’re German. Don’t buy into it, people. And quite honestly, it is getting on my nerves.
And another thing. If one more person compares Bush to Hitler, I’m gonna take a hostage. Hitler actually served in combat, Hitler was actually elected and Hitler didn’t give treasonous disloyal bastards sensitive positions in his government, he threw them into labor camps.
Thank you and have a nice day.
That sounds more like Warren Beaty’s solution. That was the stupidest movie I’ve ever seen. Yeah, that’s what we need, more race mixing.
There is no “system” of racial priviege among whites just as there is no “system” of criminality among blacks.
If nobody wants to read racist rhetoric, what the f*** are we doing here on this site??? Please, spit. “Real” white person? Puh-lease.
How dare you associate Austrian economics with Reagan. He did what Thatcher did to get elected. He told the American people that he was going to lower taxes, make government smaller and get them “off our backs”. Well… he lowered taxes (ok Bonzo nice first step) then proceeded to RAISE spending on the military (which is basically corporate welfare) and put us on the path to the tremendous national debt we face today. AND he fired all of the striking air traffic control workers (way to take government off their backs, huh?). Then there was Iran-Contra, remember that? I’m no fan of Democrats either but don’t try and pawn off that empty headed puppet, that made us slave to the bankers, as the greatest president ever.
If we’re going to talk greatest prez, I have to say Andrew Jackson.
I often hear comparison to the Roman empire.
So, what are you saying here? Wasn’t the Shoah a bad thing? How is Elie Weisel a weasel?
No, that’s not the end of the argument. How exactly aren’t the Jews white? Provide relevant cites from reputable sources, if you dare!
Incidentally, while you’re here, I always wanted to hear a racist’s explanation for this: why can’t I take people (say, a Jew or a black) as individuals, not simply a member of an ethnic group? Why shouldn’t I judge people based only on their character, and not on their skin color or religion? Does your reasoning include First Principles?
This is going to be rich…
Hitler was left handed, so am I. My white boyfriend always compares me to Hitler.
thats mean
is it?
Nice. I love how Moshe didn’t even have the balls to reply.
Did you vote for Jackson?
Must be a democrat as usual. White people love hating Bush and talking about it.
Left handed people rule, for I too am in that same boat…except they compare me to Hilter in a feminazi type way. Yes, everyone was born right handed, and only the greatest over come it! (Except for Hilter, everyone hates him. With good reason of course.)
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It’s also critical that you avoid the fatal mistake of getting creative and comparing people you don’t like to other evil dictators, such as Joseph Stalin or Fidel Castro. With few exceptions, white people are actually fond
of almost any dictator not named Hitler, and your remark that “this is just like something Mao Zedong would do” will be met with blank stares and possible social alienation.
“will be met with blank stares”? fuck you!!
i’m not defending hitler, he’s as much of a monster as any evil dictator who trounces basic human rights, however, he wasn’t responsible for as many murders of his own people as stalin…
if you’re going to write a piece about one evil dictator, please don’t try to make it a cutesy, quirky article strictly for the sake of sounding cutesy and quirky.
you can’t separate madmen into different categories of evil, each of them deserve to burn in the hottest level of hell.
you people have come to take your liberties for granted.
No, more like a pompous jackass. Eichmann was a very popular nazi reference among non thinking leftist retards after he was arrested by the Israelis even though he played little part in Nazi germany and was a very minor figure.
As a matter of fact there’s a south park episode making fun of that very reference.
Actually comparisons to Hitler are looked down upon by white people. Comparing someone to Hitler invokes Godwin’s Law whereby the argument is immediately over and the person who used the Hitler reference is considered the loser.
Yeah man! we really need to make sure our jokes are PC and not ultra cutsy and quirky because people cant seem to get the joke. Pussy.
What are you, some kind of commie terrorist Nazi?
HaHa you nailed it!
The thing is those most inclined to equate Bush and whatnot with Hitler and the NAZIs are exactly the type to have fanatically supported Hitler were they living back in those times in Germany.
Tim that be sounding like what you like.
Rechill would never vote for a black President.
I’ve seen Mao shirts & accessories, but never Stalin. Stalin simply looks too white and the right kind of white can’t be seen celebrating that.
Ever notice that enlightened white people fully support war and are delighted when it winds up killing millions in Europe but not when it winds up killing a couple dozen in non-European lands.
Tara S exposed as Drag Queen with that little write up.
As for the Bolshevik, Judeo, and Zion things so many obsess about…damn! ain’t you got a boring life that you can obsessly hunt up and read such obscure literature.
You like those Jews from nowadays hunting up 90 year skeletons knowing the senile old victim doesn’t stand a chance in hell of defending themselves against shadowy 65 year old hear-say out of a war zone.
I bet the hunter enjoys a sumptious life of all expenses paid luxury globe-trotting though.
Justice my ass, it’s that kind of senseless and vindictive punitive behaviour that led to Hitler’s rise to power in the first place.
Let the dead lie in peace.
Damn, I wish there were talented and entertaining writers of books and movie scripts in modern AmeriKKKa.
Then Portnoy wouldn’t be drawn to the old and bizarre writings of cranks.
Hitler was.
Jews seems to me to be like Scientologists. You never meet one or even hear of one until someone becomes successful and all the sudden, ‘oooohhhh it was common knowlege that Charles Windsor or Kyle Busch is jewish…’
It must have something to do with private bank accounts in Liechtenstein.
Only Hitler would raise such a comparison with the intention of ending a thread.
True, true. I’ve heard people loudly discussing in department store a whole pharmacetical library of drugs tried by their extended families for all their ailments.
Damn! No wonder I have to pay a fortune for health insurance with a country full of hypocondriacs popping pill like they were pez.
Damn! Don’t you know you ain’t sick?! You feel misaberable because you set on you fat ass all day eating and stay up til 1:30 in the morning watching TV and now you weigh 300 lbs!
white people love to use the most modern psycho-analysis techniques to suss out what someone’s ‘REAL’ and ‘TRUE’ intent is after they say or do the most trivial and expected things.
e.g. Reporter X
Look, at how President Cliton’s eyebrow twitched. According to a Dataline 20/20 I watched several years ago, it’s exactly the same kind of eyebrow twitch that enabled the FBI to convict Richard Jewel of the Olympic Park bombings. That and the fact he had absolutely no clue as to what a buffoon he was thought of as by clued in and cool white people. I mean how could he miss the vibe we cool people be giving off around him? That is indicative of someone who is seriously delusional.
HaHa…
A (k)new one…
white people like to hyphenate random swear word with ‘tard’ to show their intellectual superiority and their opponents inferiority…
e.g.
Goebels: Herr Hitler, Germany doesn’t have enough coal or oil to power it’s industries. We must go green and start using ethanol or we will lose the war!
Hitler: GoatBalls, du ficktard!
Actually, the constant comparison to Hitler is a favorite of Jewish people–who identify as white when convenient–like when they are criticizing whites (namely of European Descent) and pretend they are self-flaggelating whites. Incredible that the University of Colorado had a weekend conference a year ago about “white privilege”–and most of the sponsors were Jewish organizations.
Most of the upper middle class liberals are actually Jewish–first–then they are white when it’s convenient. Ask anyon white person who is not blind.
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Look! A “threadless” t-shirt AND dictators!!!
…and some philosophers/socialists
Oh, sure.
Remember all the Advanced White Politicians in the Democrat controlled US Senate who were lining up to support the war in 2002, when they thought it would be advantageous for their political careers to do so? And then claimed they’d been lied to? (When in fact former President BJ Clinton had used the very same reasoning to bomb Iraq on numerous occasions, but somehow had not “lied” when he did it?)
Yet another thing white people like: blaming the consequences of your choices on someone else, then writing long-winded expositions about how you knew from the start how it was going to work out….
hey, how about this joke, you worthless asshole:
both of my grandfathers were imprisoned in the gulag camps of siberia because of anti-stalinist sentiment…
moreover, millions of people fear for their lives because leaders uphold that “passion” of oppression that mao zedong so loved.
PC?? this issue has nothing to do with PC. my point was: if you are going to discuss ONE madman like that, you must include them ALL!! no separation..
maybe you’re too much of a fucking redneck to understand that concept… with a name like hunter, it’s not hard to assume.
This is fantastic timing as I came across this blog right after comparing someone to Hitler. I feel whiter than John McCain’s hair right now.
I ‘love’ it when someone who has probably never even read How To Be A Good Communist, or know about the fallout between Liu and Mao, try and defend Maoism as the One True Good to me. I double lub it when they are someone of a privilege background who talks all about bringing down the establishment without doing anything beyond donating to charity on the side.
I also love how some Typical White Person, would repeatedly assure me that Canada is Just As Bad, when I bring up the various ‘issues’ of mainland, because they Totally know moar about it than moi.
I do get that they are well meaning, or trying to be, or trying to appear to be, Not Racist, but pulling the Just Exactly Like BS about something you don’t know about, is just as ignorant as stating that ‘X alien country is the sauce of all ebil’. If they think that the current slavery problem in China is no /worse/ than the absentee labour board and homelessness tragedy in Ontario, they should totally try living in mainland for a few years.
This is wonderful timing as I came throughout this blog correctly after likening someone to Hitler. I sense snowier than John McCain’s hair correct now.
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I always thought I invented the tactic of comparing people to Hitler. I’d like to say I’m going to stop using it now… but honestly, it pretty much always works, and most people aren’t smart enough to refute you for it. Recommended!
This blog is freakin’ genius! It’s led me to the realization that I am super, super white because I find myself agreeing with a lot of the things you say about white people and finding these faults in myself. It’s nice to find a writer that’s insulting white people in a hilarious way without being too offensive.
The point, Greg, is that this was a joke and you didn’t get it. Simple as that. The author is doing a satirical remark (a critical one, you might have guessed) about the lack of consensus there is about other scoundrels such as those above-mentioned, whereas Hitler is unanimous among all non-nazis. Don’t blame someone for pointing out a sad reality.
That’s probably because jews were free after world war to tell the world about their horror stories, while Chinese, Korean and Slav victims remained captive for decades afterwords and have been sufficiently brainwashed in order to make it look like it wasn’t so bad(north koreans and continental chinese still are).
Another interesting point is that the average white person should not criticize communism and socialism under the penalty of being looked upon as a Nazi (who also disliked communists after the war started).
Oh Greg, do people have to explain you everything all the time?
As a white Jewish person, I find this entry especially dumb. I would never compare anyone to Hitler. Fail.
You sure about it being obscure?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Protocols_of_the_Elders_of_Zion
“While there is continued popularity of The Protocols in nations from South America to Asia, since the defeat of Nazi Germany and fascist Italy in WWII governments or political leaders in most parts of the world have generally avoided claims that The Protocols represent factual evidence of a real Jewish conspiracy. The exception to this is the Middle East, where a large number of Arab and Muslim regimes and leaders have endorsed them as authentic.
Past endorsements of The Protocols from Presidents Gamal Abdel Nasser and Anwar Sadat of Egypt, one of the President Arifs of Iraq, King Faisal of Saudi Arabia, and Colonel Muammar al-Gaddafi of Libya, among other political and intellectual leaders of the Arab world, are echoed by 21st century endorsements from the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem Sheikh Ekrima Sa’id Sabri and Hamas to the education ministry of Saudi Arabia.[42]”
It continues:
“In October 2002, a private Egyptian television company Dream TV produced a 41-part “historical drama” A Knight Without a Horse (Fars Bela Gewad), largely based on the Protocols,[49] which ran on 17 Arabic-language satellite television channels, including government-owned Egypt Television (ETV), for a month, causing concerns in the West.[50] ”
Please know what you’re talking about when you post.
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Jews aren’t white.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Just kidding.
Too funny – I have always referred to my ex-husband as Hitler.
The Hitler tag works. The last 5 decades have supplied the world with at least a dozen more Hitler types.
Maybe the Cambodians call each other Pol Pot.
Have to agree with the minus points for not mentioning Godwin’s Law. I kept waiting to get to that part of the entry. And waiting. And waiting…
It’s no different than minorities playing the race card. It’s a cheap shot that’s used to try and shut up your opposition.
Holds no weight in my court.
Greg – Did you write this because of the new rule made by Alberto on July 9th (below)?
P.S. If you aren’t smart enough to realize that this entire blog is making fun of people like you, you probably shouldn’t be name-calling or commenting.
I am a bit amused about this fact that white people are supposed to call people they don’t like or who misbehave Hitler. I think this must be something really american as in Europe especially in Germany I haven’t ever heard any so called “white” person call somebody Hitler just for fun.
sorry, fail!
you have to keep in mind that this is actually white american people like lol.. and the thing about hitler becomes true especially in the internet, it really pathetic.
This is interesting that leftists in Europe do not try this tactic. Of course, here in the U.S. calling someone Hitler is popular on the left since they believe that all conservatives and average middle class Americans who prefer low taxes and to be left alone by social engineers are crypto-Nazis.
People of any political stripe do use ‘Hitler’ or ‘Nazi’ to describe anyone who is bossy or controlling. References to Nazis is a generically pejorative term without precise reference to Nazi political philosophy or practice other than authoritarianism.
Funny,
I was at dinner last night with a high strung jewish American who was nearly the same complexion as my mixed race niece.
She said she was white.
She also said she went to dinner with a group of Chinese friends in Beijing and told them that the toilets in China suck!
Georgia,
I love the way you spell “moar”. I recommend that the spelling changes officially, at least on this blog and we’ll see how we can affect the rest of the world.
But please, shut up about China.
Ok?
Georgia,
I love the way you spell “moar”. I recommend that the spelling changes officially, at least on this blog and we’ll see how we can affect the rest of the world.
But please, shut up about China.
Ok?
I hear that comparison at least once a day. Who passed the law that made Hitler our go-to historical example of a disagreeable character? I want some variety.
When I hear people throwing around Hitler or Nazism as a synonym for “jackass” or as an analysis of current politics, I see it as a big neon sign reading, “I never attended a history class after the eighth grade!”
whats the punch line?
I guess I just don’t get it.
And I guess you dont have to judge a book by its cover, but only by its name!
Hitler comparisons kill conversations. Just say No!.
This was in Vice about two years ago in the We Hate Your Parents Too issue.
I think you’re missing the point. The author is not suggesting that other authoritarian dictators are not equally reprehensible; he is subtling ridiculing left-wing white people for their sympathies with horrific communist regimes. He is actually on your side, or he would be if you had a clue.
Wow, taking whiteness to a new level by defending Hitler, and not only implying that Bush was comparable, but actually worse!
IKEA is Swiss.
Since everything unfamiliar (bad) is “just like Hitler”,
and everything unfamiliar (edible) tastes “just like chicken”
why don’t we save time and combined them?
“This tastes just like Hitler” could become the universal
catch phrase for the unfamiliar (everything).
Why do we always see images of McCain when he was much younger? Is he ashamed of his age?
To piss my fellow white people off, I always compare really, really bad people to Che Guevara.
White people secretly respect Hitler for being so good at getting a crowd of people to do things in unison. It’s hard to go to a concert where the band makes the audience yell things and not think to yourself, man, we’re no better than a Nazi rally. It actually made me scared once.
I think white people loath more being compared to a jew than to Hitler. While Hitler did bad things 60 years ago, jews are ruining America now at an ever increasing speed. Zionist in the US government are more despicable than Hitler.
I actually got into an argument with my ex-wife and the Hitler strategy genuinely applied. She stated that poor people and others she considered less desirable should be killed. She also stated that black people should be sterilized to stop from having large families and welfare. My argument was our grandparents fought so people could live in somewhat peace without having to worry about becoming a part of genocide; regardless if we agreed with what others were doing as long as they were not hurting anyone. This was years ago…I actually compared her to Hitler (the screaming banshee was pissed after that). BTW this is an awesome blog, it contains a lot of stereotypes about white people, but it is put in a positive and humorous way. Really touches home…I notice myself doing a lot of what is on here. Freaking hilarious!!! 60% white lol.
Poor Stalin, always a bridesmaid…
Why have “white people” suddenly become “white LIBERAL people”? Guilt is a liberal tactic. Not all white people are liberals. Not all Democrats are liberals. I’ve never used Adolf Hitler to compare to anyone. The man was evil.
P.S. I hate Bush, too. And I’m a conservative! Can’t the Dems do better that a half black/white Muslim? What happened to the real Democrats? The non-socialists who actually cared about the midlle class?
johnson. i completely agree with you!!!!
this book describes us a pathetically devout ‘liberal’ kind of people. im a fucking republican. and im not even a big fan of bush either but, why hate him? i dont see any good reasons. and obama is quite the socialist…
HA ha ha, you are doin the hitler thing now!!!!!
While Stuff White People Like contributes on a massive scale to our invisibilization (really, it’s like the hipster flipside of Sarah Palin), I’m introducing a new blog called Bitter White Folks for Obama to explode this zero-sum game. My family were part of the 41 million who migrated from the Appalachian/Southern region to the Midwestern states in the postwar period: precisely the demographic from which support for Obama (and progressive politics as such) is supposed to be non-existent. But it was the economic policies of Reagan and the Clinton and Bush dynasties that produced such atrocities as the 2,200 square miles of strip-mining in Appalachia that have put thousands out of work, reduced the average income to the level of Mexico and forced migration to the North in search of jobs. So I actually completely agree with Obama’s sentiment: of course Appalachian and Midwestern communities are “bitter” – and it cannot be denied that more than a few have been mislead into believing that these elites somehow hear their voices. With the increasingly patronizing tone of the Republicans however (which Stuff White People Like only solidifies), many are rapidly becoming unconvinced – at least Obama speaks about the situation as it really is: as he put it in that same speech, “you can go into the toughest neighborhoods, you know working-class lunch-pail folks, you’ll find Obama enthusiasts. And you can go into places where you think I’d be very strong and people will just be skeptical”. For more, check out my blog at http://bitterwhitefolksforobama.blogspot.com
Ikea is Swedish, not Swiss. Perhaps that is why all the colours are blue and yellow and not red and white. Oh, and it might have something to do with why they fly the Swedish flag.
This idea is freakin hilarious because it’s so true. I’m a mexican-american who has grown up mostly around white people and I have seen, heard, or done just about everything mentioned. P.S. Dems, Republicans, who cares? It’s funny
No it’s not funny for anyone to be allocated with Hitler.
Looks like many flunked their history classes.
I agree…you’re on point.
Hey, I’m african-American and I think it’s great you started this website and everything. Whoever says this site is racist, is an idiot. I just saw the commentary on CNN about this site and I just had to check it out for myself. Have fun and do what you do, peace bro!
This is seriously funny. Anybody who doesn’t get humor is like Hitler.
Sigh. This idea is extremely boring. Let’s just treat white people the way that stupid people of all races treat people of other races! Brilliant! As a white person (socially categorized as such) I can say that this website’s generalizations do not describe me well. Most honest people categorized as white would probably notice that it doesn’t describe them particularly well either. It just makes a lot of silly generalizations and hopes that some will stick, like a fortune teller. If you think this site is insightful, you are probably the same type of person who would believe a fortune teller.
LOL! No for real, I laughed out loud.
I think it is hilarious. Anyone who doesn’t think a good Hitler comparison is funny, is just acting like Hitler.
Maybe in older circles of white people it’s frowned upon, but speaking as a white teenager, I can assure you that people are often compared to Hitler, though usually in the comedic fashion. But boy do we white teenagers love making Hitler jokes.
THE GEEK WHO WROTE THIS IS canadian.HE HAS NO CLUE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE IN AMERICA.GO BACK TO canada GEEK
Chill out man.. it’s all for fun. The writer is white. I’m pretty sure most of the people on this website are white. Can’t you sense the sarcasm in these over generalizations? That’s what makes them funny. I have to say, most of these are pretty spot on, plus a good amount of sarcasm and over exaggeration, which adds to the humor. Don’t offend so easily, mate.
white people like to show up to work early and everyaday.
I am not even an American but I have been so close to the American white people that this observations makes perfect sense–and they are funny.
One more thing he should have added;white people either believe they will go to God’s heaven just for being white or have no idea there is a heaven!
what!
I LOVE your book and website. I have a few friends that are exactly like your book, with some exceptions. If we can’t laugh at ourselves then why not??? I even have found myself falling for some of the references to try to fit, I didn’t even know I was doing it until I read your book.
Hahha, thought you’d find this amusing!
Hey Portnoy,
you still haven’t answered Jeff’s question. Is our little white boy scared to talk about his past? Don’t let the jewish bogeyman scare you in your dreams tonight…
Hey Johnson, when is the next Klan meeting? can i come with you?
White people also love asserting their conservatism, but at the same rejection George W. Bush in order to escape comparisons to Hitler from liberal white people.
Example from one “Johnson” (lawl):
“P.S. I hate Bush, too. And I’m a conservative! Can’t the Dems do better that a half black/white Muslim? etc.”
Really? I thought comparing people to Hitler was just done ironically these days?
Like, “You know who else doesn’t like Radiohead? Hitler. Yeah, that’s right.”
And what are you talking about, Hitler was ALL ABOUT conspiracy theories! The Jews, hello?
White person: “Vegetarians are so much more compassionate than meat-eaters.”
Me: “Hitler was a vegetarian.”
White person:
MeW: You hit the nail on the head with this one. Too bad everyone gets their reality from the very news these Zionist-American traitor-terrorist control. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW7ZipuGsqg
Haha, me as well…
Oh, how Che would roll over in his grave if he only knew what how Capitalism has exploited his image.
At least Hitler’s goons looked good.
“My definition of a coward and a slacker is an able-bodied american man who hasn’t shared in the risk by serving in the military.”
Obama seems brave and industrious, but you know better.
“Did a “jewish bank” forclose on your mortgage or something?”
Commercial banks tend to be ‘gentile’ (as if publicaly held banks have a religious component). Outside of France’s Credit Mobiler I can’t think of any deposit taking, mortgage making commercial bank that is considered ‘Jewish’. Investment banks, those that remain anyway, are a different matter.
So if one were inclined to anti-Jewish sentiment the whole Greenspan, CDS, Barney Frank farrago is a G-dsend.
Obama is not Muslim. Also, why does being half black/white and a Muslim imply about one’s character or ability to run a country? You get upset about the generalizations being made about white people and then you go and make generalizations right back.
Berating and demeaning a candidate based on his race and religion (which isn’t even his religion…) is exactly something Hitler would do. Duh.
You comletely misunderstand the sign. This fellow is telling us Adolf was no so bad, no worse than
George.
Hey, good debates going on here…but lay off my little brother Isaac’s grammar! It’s not his fault he’s been busy saving the world and never went to real school! (He even gave me his prize. Probably because I live in Portland, Oregon.) Also, he qualifies for Mensa but would never, ever join, as I did, because it is such an elitist white thing to do.
I would just like to say that I think this site is awesome that it was conjured up through a run of the mill guy and has expanded into such a huge sucess on the net. Big ups to the creators of this blog and I hope you continued sucess!
William B.
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HAHAHA i do this all the time .. .so funny
Speaking of George W. Bush:
George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).
George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.
And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.
Many people know what Bush did.
And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.
Bush was absolute evil.
Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.
Bush is a psychological prisoner.
Bush has a lot to worry about.
Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.
In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
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B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
I go to Howard and have to say that most of my friends love this website. I agree
White people???? Are you racist or something? I am white and I find this offensive. I am not a control freak who calls people hitler! get your information right fucking asshole!
This website is great…
Here’s another hilarious website you should take a look at: http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
Don’t be so darn sensory and just appreciate its humor. Its stereotyping yes, but its HILARIOUSLY stereotyping. Geez, these blogs are not for people with concrete minds. Lighten up.
Home Skillet buisuit. you are silly, and have trouble taking a joke.
This counts only for non-european white people. Europeans would never dare to make a comparison like that.
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You can compare extremely bad-bad people to Stalin, unless you are talking to a russian, for them the tens of millions killed people were just nessesary to build The Great Empire of USSR.
The devil ain’t known as the prince of lies for nothing now.
That’ll only happen if we never aspire to getting off this rock and colonize other planets. of course, that would require initiative of the general population, something anathema to almost every country except Israel, Japan, the USA, S. Korea, India, and, oddly enough, China.
No no no, he wasn’t an artist, he was a FAILED artist. A very hard thing to be. When you go from artistry to conspiracy-waving politician, you’ve gone through the bottom of the barrel and left an impact crater half a mile wide.
When the rest of the arabs get off their fucking asses and actually accept their palestinian ‘refugees’ as full-fledged members of society I’ll think about doing something. Except the Jordainians, they’re excused and can in fact execute their palestinian ‘refugees’ because of what that ratfucker Arafat pulled. But, (again excusing the Jordainians) instead they force the refugees to live in squalid camps to enhance their status as worldwide stage sympathy bargaining chips. As such, I feel no compunction whatsoever to help them.
Mississippi? I’m betting he’s from Europe or Massachusetts, but I repeat myself.
that’s bullshit. non-european white people? what population is this exactly? the european population that colonized the world? there are no other types of ethnic white people, but europeans.
oh god. a white man’s offended. shit. what to do. we should close the website down or something. hahaha
Home Skillet Biscuit,
so you might not compare people to Hitler in an uptight fashion, but what about other stuff that white people do? Do you smell of wet dog for instance, or love sushi? When you dance, do you do it in time with the music or according to some private rhythm in your own head? Probably no white person does ALL the things that white people love to do, but I think if you search this site and others like it thoroughly, you will find something that applies to you.
Yeah. All white people are european. Just because you’ve conquered a country (or continent) and “misplaced” the indigenous population doesn’t mean you’re suddenly non-european.
precisely.
Stuff white people like: To argue about stupid crap like whether Europeans are the “white people” that this blog is talking about…shut up and laugh at yourselves!!!!
What about the two African-American college reporters in a health care town hall speech stumped Barney Frank? One of them had an altered portrait of Obama with the infamous short mustache? Comparing Obama to Hitler is wrong and white people claim it’s wrong to depict a Black person and liberal activist like that (and gasp, Barney Frank is Jewish!)
Hey sisters “D”, Europe was unfortunate to have Hitler and Stalin while the USA only cringes on the thought of Bush and Obama ever being elected president. The PC crowd and radical righties always compare a political opponent or criticizes people for “sounding like Hitler or a communist”. The USA never got over the past, we just feel Hitler hated Jewish people or black people to make him “evil” and most Americans never even heard of Stalin but anything remotely like a socialist economic policy we never had makes it “evil”.
Hitler was indeed the kind of man of his time (the early 20th century) to view his people “the white Aryan Nordic German race” are smarter, morally proper, civilized, advanced or holier than thou. Most white Americans before WWII such as the KKK admired Hitler and the Nazi party, in fact political activists during the great depression wished for a similar Hitler to be elected president of the USA to do away with the “Negroes”, “Chinamen” and of course, “Zionists”.
Don’t forget Jews are white people, though the neo-Nazis in the USA always attacked other Caucasians such as Arabs, Armenians, Iranians, Indians and Latinos/Hispanics. Does it make you question about the validity of race being more a social construct? The Nazis declared Jews not to be legally Germans, took away their German citizenship and pseudo-scientist experts declare Jews to be “Mongoloid” or “Mulatto” whose ancestors are from the Middle East. Such racial hysteria is what helped bring on the holocaust and genocide of people we now considered to be white.
Palestinian: “Bush hates us Arabs and Muslims. Zionist Jew racists. We are fighting for our rights as the downtrodden race we are. No wonder Hitler hated Jewish people.”
White person: “Hitler would hated your non-Aryan race too.”
Palestinian:
Also, you know who hated Gay people and transgendered people? Hitler! True, look it up…and see who’s the ultimate homophobe and sexist, besides he’s a racist anti-semite to come up with one of the world’s biggest genocides.
Or the same idiots cried out Barry Goldwater is Jewish due to his surname, but isn’t practicing Judaism at all. He started the Libertarian party after his frustration with both the former allied Republicans and the JFK-LBJ Democrats he thought shouldn’t “push morality” of the civil rights act. The KKK wanted Goldwater to be president, except Goldwater is against segregation and his Jewish ancestry won’t settle well in the Klan. The 1960’s Democrats alientated most of the white Southern vote ever since, but the GOP made the southern political movement into a “laughing stock” to the free world.
Many white Americans mourn of the loss of an innocent era known as the 1950’s (or is it the 1920’s for a paleo-con) in private (keep your opinions about blacks to yourselves) when a really nice, affordable and appealing suburban small town are most likely void of diversity (other than less open poverty and family decline) when segregated housing tracts was legal, tolerated or promoted by social mores of the day. You can’t have mandated “white-only, no blacks” neighborhoods since the late 1960’s and ironically, most of the once-restrictive home tracts are now more black or very diverse. Neo-cons claimed to be against racism in any forms are always griping about “forced integration” of upper-class suburbs and white-bread small towns once had “sundown” laws, except white liberals are viewed to caused all this to happen…and “ghettoized” the suburbs at the same time.
The method used by the PC left in the 1980s/90s to make white people not talk about race, men talk about women and churches not openly discuss Islam or homosexuality. The fear of being “hateful/bigoted/prejudiced” to put a big damper on free speech in America by comparing someone to Hitler instead of Archie Bunker or Al Bundy (now those are funny fictional TV characters) can ultimately damage the reputation of innocent people the same way McCarthyism was done to humiliate opponents as “secret communists” in the late 40s/1950s.
China dominates the world’s economy! The fear of a “yellow peril” came true. White people should head to #58 about Japan, the “good Asian” nation of the oriental persuasion. We defeated them by simply dropping 2 A-bombs and have the sense of shock overwhelm the Japanese into surrender.
Except “Hitler hated Jews, he blamed them for things, made society dislike them, rounded 6 million Jews and part-Jews into death camps, and he only didn’t like their religion”. The favorite method of some politically minded white people into tolerance training is compare you or any white broth/sister who is racially aware to be “racist” or “like Hitler”. It’s a very bad, awful way to get a point across or win arguments about the issue of someone may not like another group.
…or to have an ethnic dinner out in town by visiting a soul food restaurant in a very black part of town to order what black people are known to eat. Don’t ever try this either, or you’ll be sorry to have friends with anyone of (hu)mankind.
VG, you broke PC rule #1! Blaming Jews for liberalism in the last century by stating they are often liberals. WASPs and rednecks are the kind of white people you should associate with, except the WASPs are too rich and rednecks are poor.
PC rule #2 is stating who’s white or not, because that’s so “wrong” except the white majority society the USA is has declared anyone of European background “white” to have alienated 14th generation African-Americans, due to their skin color, into the margins of society. Is this what Hitler liked to declare anyone of non-Jewish origin in Germany to be “perfect” and to exclude 500,000 Jews by the passing of the 1935 Nuremberg Race Laws?
And PC rule #3 I dare you to claim you’re part-Jewish and see how do they react. White people are wannabes when it comes to be part-Indian or part-Irish, but who wants to be a descendant of a slave or a holocaust victim? Really.
Right…old people, some middle-aged people and certain young people (Jews? German-Americans? or shame-ridden whites of all kinds?) won’t openly discuss Nazi-related issues without being sad, mad or (falsely) glad about the USA is AOK for them.
Duh! So was slavery “was the bomb” or the Trail of Tears is a topic to be avoided like the plague (for whites, exchanged for smallpox) in any Indian rez. In California, white people are gonna call you “Hitler” if you speak out against illegal immigration and question if the Hispanic/Latino population is assimilating into the US American culture they fought to be accepted in. “You’re Hitler-like, you want Mexicans to be deported or interned? and Chicanos to be taught shame to be brown or speaking Spanish? You’re a racist xenophobe”. For one thing, not all Latinos are Mexican immigrants and Chicano is like “Afro-American” deemed to be archaic or to be associated with white racism like anti-Semitism/Judaism.
Non-european white people are typically white people who never lived in Europe. Such as Americans, Canadians, Australians, Kiwis (New Zealanders), South Africans, and arguably, British, Irish, and Scottish (as the UK is not a part of continental Europe). As the Canadian-born child of an Australian father and a mother from the Caribbean who lives in Asia and has never been to Europe (or the UK), I would have to classify myself as a non-european white person.
Asians and Indians (the kind from India) have done their fair share of colonization, just not typically outside of Asia/Asia minor (Ask a Korean how they feel about Japan’s colonization at the turn of the 20th century).
And while black people may not have been conquerers, their world-wide presence is certainly a product of colonisation as is highly visible in the majority black population of most of the Caribbean despite the existance of indigenous tribes prior to their arrival. The same can be said for hispanics/latinos who tended to come from the relations of Conquistadors and indigenous populations.
Getting back to Europe, southern europe was variously conquered/colonized by the Moors, the Greeks and the Romans, among others. Eastern europe was variously conquered/colonized by the Romans and the Huns among others. And let’s not forget the UK which is a colonial amalgamation of the Roman empire and various Norse/Viking/Germanic invaders along with native tribes such as the Picts and Scotii.
Africa has another long and storied history of colonization by various groups, made all the easier by inter-tribal warfare and a low level of technology.
America’s colonization, while not long and storied is attributable to similar reasoning intercinine fighting and low technology. I, for one would be in favour of returning to indigenous people most, if not all of their traditional territory provided:
1. That they can show that it’s ownership/common usage was _never_ in dispute with another indigenous nation.
2. They plan to return to the way of life they were experiencing prior to colonization. ie No modern transportation/housing/power/vehicles/equipment/technology/medecine/international commerce.
Go back to living in a hut, subsistance farming, homemade bow and arrow hunting, and fighting the elements day in and day out on the little bit of land that your forefathers never had right of usage dispute with their neighbors over, and let me know how that works out for you.
I believe what Lisa means is European people who’ve lived in Europe and/or know the weight of comparing something to Hitler. You don’t need to act like such a smart-ass.
That doesn’t make a man of any time kind.
hahaha this is so funny and true. people always use hitler as a comparison to bad things, no matter how irrelevant it is. also true about how they have values in common with dictators… hahah love this. congrats on the win you deserve it
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i would have to say that … you spend a lot of time analizing the mentality of white people.
we all know that hitler has been one of the most powerful men to ever walk this earth, we also know his fam. there are people to this day that steel belive in in hitlers ways and i know simpley because my man is part of ” WAR” and is all about hitler i have did alot of studdying on hitler, and there are alot of thangs that he did and belived in that stand strong in my family!!!
Really, it doesn’t take that much time.
Your comments about Hitler show that you know little of what the Nazi Party stood for it was all about fair wages, universal health care etc….
True, people compare other people to Hitler, but what’s happening to the Palestinians because of the United States and Israel is comparable to genocide. So. Sort of a bad picture. It’d been funnier to have a different picture.
To accomodate this, I believe there was an obnoxious pop song randomly putting up a picture of Mccain, and then showing a picture of Hitler. To make things fair, I vaguely recall some french dude (more stuff for white people to like?) comparing Obama to hitler as well.
It irritates me each and every day and I could even write a ten page rant on how stupid this really is, but then the funny in this article would leave for me and I’d bore the piss out of you guys.
Isaac “Absent” Amirian equals Hitler.
How low can you go to compare an US president to Hitler? I don’t see any concentration camps, gas chamber lines and trains boarded with certain groups of people yet. No Jews, Arabs, Blacks, Chinese, Germans, homosexuals, Italians, Mexicans, Mormons, Native Americans, Poles, Quebecers or any other “minority” group are singled out for social woes. The idiocy over attacks on Obama and Bush act like Hitler is a common way for political opponents to get free air-time.
This one is so true. My theory is that since Hitler stood for white supremacy, in order to appease their guilt some white people want to publicly declare their hate for Hitler to hide their own underlying racism. Not all white people do this of course. Hitler’s just another negative thing many white people pretend to be passionate about.
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Communism=jews. The jews streamed out of their shtetels to joyfully murder white peeps by the millions. The suffering the jews have caused the white race is incalcuable–‘specially since the dirty rotten sleazy jews are never held to account! God bless Hitler:he saw the jews tear his nation down and beat the shit out of it. Does that sound familiar?? Jews brought in the sea of 3rd world trash that has barely begun to arrive;jews raped the country;jews created “civil rights” the biggest piece of shit ever written! Need i go on? Hitler call home! All is forgiven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
White people call each other that word on occassion: if you talk about racial issues, about opposing gay rights & wanting liberals out of office…and conservatives use the “Hitler” analogy against Obama over his liberal policies. The “you are just like Hitler” canard is an excuse to shut up other people over legitimate political opinions, not ranting lunatic fringe conspiracy theories on Jews run the world or the “threat” posed by non-white minorities. It is obvious Adolf Hitler was sinister & diabolical on his dream to eradicate a whole race(s) of people from the face of the earth: Jews, Gypsies & non-white/Caucasians, in order to have a global empire and colonized the entire world with Nordic Aryans in a racial agenda dogma he had. He wanted to imitiate the British, Americans and French when the German empire collapsed after WWI and lost all its overseas colonies to the victorious allies, and the ethnic German nationalist move to unite all German-speaking/Northern European peoples (pan-Germanism) by a man from Austria whom served in the German army. Hitler shouldn’t be a reason to stifle free speech, delegit different political views and to fuel P-C social mores.
Comparing people to Hitler is not white. EVERY white person with a half-decent education is familiar with Godwin’s law. It was ruined for the rest of white kind when they realized that referencing Hitler was the prime tactic of TWKOWP.
Armenians are part of the global conspiracy theory too. This race of olive-skinned Mediteranean wanderers from the South Caucuses via Turkey entered Europe thousands of years ago. As a race of beggars, they got the gold, but play the “cheap ethnic” mimicry to get special attention and look where it has gaven them. Armenians have their own church of Christianity (the Armenian Apostolic) and alphabet used as a code to cover up their clever schemes. Don’t let these Asiatic hordes of gypsies screw over America, starting with California…like they have done to Europe and Asia (minor). Beware of the real world domination theory: the Hay(as)!
Note the last post was only a joke, like over 90% of the comments on the entry. I like Armenians and I love Kim Kardashian. 😉 But seriously, the Armenian people have the similar stereotypes experienced by Jews, Roma or Gyspies, Iranians, Italians, Asians esp. the Japanese, Cubans or any other “model minority” in this country (USA). All I know is whoever hates model minorities have personal issues, and yeah not all Armenians are “poor” nor are millionaires.
Being Cuban I can say that American style conspiracy theories are very white (culturally). We have our own theories and they don’t involve illuminati or even rich people for that matter.
The Hitler thing is annoying though it can be funny if it’s done tastefully (a la Three Stooges). There is something very distinct about US politics especially right now when the Nazi word gets thrown around. And that whole scene is about as white as anything having to do with “medieval times,” “medieval fests,” and “medieval fantasies.” Very.
Is the rest of your country as stupid as you sound? Using the word tastefully in conjunction with the ‘The Three Stooges.’ I don’t know where to begin. Or are you just a product of the southern Florida educational system?
‘There is something very distinct about U.S. politics, especially right now.’ That statement alone could win you seat on the Jerry Springer Show.
‘That whole scene’ Is about as stupid sounding as a 60’s B movie script. My god, learn modern English. Ingles moderno. I hope it’s not too late for you. Maybe you’re Cuban ‘girl’ not ‘woman.’ Otherwise I don’t know what to tell you besides: Adult Basic Education classes may be available if you apply to a community college now.
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What do liberals and neocons have in common?
They call each other “Hitler” if they disagree in something.
Are you insane? This is a bizarre and hateful thing to say. Even to joke about things like Hitler “highs” is in extremely poor taste and shows a lack of judgment. I was concerned about you because of your school choice but after reading this I’m more concerned about your values and judgement. Thank goodness you’ve exited the race.
Hitler was a fan of universal health care and pretending to help the poor. I think it goes without saying that FDR was JUST LIKE HITLER! (jk he was only sort of like Hitler)
Late to the party.
But this post is for the win.
There is a solution to white people comparing people they don’t like to Hitler.
Remind them Hitler was a political prisoner. White people love political prisoners. Their hate of Hitler but love of political prisoners with flummox them into utter silence and victory will be attained.
The trains ran on time.
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Them people made Hitler so they should know