Funny Lawyer Jokes Collection
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This document contains a collection of jokes poking fun at lawyers. The jokes suggest that lawyers are dishonest, that they look good when hanging from trees, and that there are only a few lawyer jokes as the rest are true stories. Another joke asks how many lawyers it takes to change a light bulb and answers however many you can afford to pay. The document ends with jokes comparing lawyers to liars and onions, and saying sharks don't attack lawyers due to professional courtesy between professions.
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Funny Lawyer Jokes Collection
- 1. LawyerJokes
- 2. How are an apple and a lawyer alike?.
- 3. They both look good hanging from a tree
- 4. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
- 5. His lips are moving
- 6. How many lawyer jokes are there?
- 7. Only three. The rest are true stories
- 8. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
- 9. How many can you afford?
- 10. What'sthe difference between a lawyer and a liar?
- 12. What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
- 13. You cry when you cut up an onion
- 14. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?