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LawyerJokes
How are an apple and a lawyer alike?.
They both look good hanging from a tree
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving
How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three. The rest are true stories
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
What'sthe difference between a lawyer and a liar?
The pronunciation.
What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy. TheEnd

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