This document contains a collection of jokes poking fun at lawyers. The jokes suggest that lawyers are dishonest, that they look good when hanging from trees, and that there are only a few lawyer jokes as the rest are true stories. Another joke asks how many lawyers it takes to change a light bulb and answers however many you can afford to pay. The document ends with jokes comparing lawyers to liars and onions, and saying sharks don't attack lawyers due to professional courtesy between professions.